"In today's world, what is man's(including both sexes) worst nightmare?"
Ans: It is MAN (including both sexes).
Ans: It is MAN (including both sexes).
In life, everyone will definitely one day or many times come across a 'FOOL'.
What is a fool?
Do you know when a fool appear?
How to avoid them?
I am inspired by 'FOOL(s)' to write this guide...
WHAT IS A FOOL?
Characteristic of a FOOL
1) insecure 2) self-pity 3) loud 4) proud 5) unstable 6) act cool 7) always wear shades (to hide their sheepish eyes) 8) wear body fragrance always 9) *you are most welcomed to contribute further
DO YOU KNOW WHEN A FOOL APPEARS?
You will come to know them better if you read my guide here or simply have bad experiences with them. Otherwise, sharpen your senses to avoid them then... dont be dumb!
1) gossips - always bladdering and badmouthing others 2) begging for sympathy, always... - hoping for people to aknowledge his presence 3) you can hear him/her from afar... 4) their noses always high up in the air... 5) dressed up with branded atire and nice watches... (especially brands that those the group thinks highly of) 6) latest fashionable shades always on even when walking in stormy day... 7) if you didnt see him/her coming, you can smell them from afar... 8) *of course there are more but I think I am writing too much already...
HOW DO YOU AVOID THEM?
1) dont talk to them 2) when they talk, close your ears... act as if you did not hear them at all. 3) walk away from their coming direction as you might step on the poo that they stepped on earlier as their eyes are always looking up. 4) If you see nose hair... RUN!!! 5) DONT EVER HAVE THE SAME ITEMS AS THEM... IF NOT HE/SHE WILL THINK THAT YOU COPYCAT THEM!!! 6) wear your shades only when neccessary... 7) if you smell them... it might be too late... 8) *please contribute if you want to... glady accepted!!!
Ultimately, when you know how to identify a fool you should just ignore them. Sooner or later, they will know that they are not welcomed in the group. When they discover that they are not welcomed, they will find other victims to 'suffer' with them.
If they insist of staying in the group, then they are not FOOLS!!!
Beware!!!
Becoz' they are IDIOTS!!!
Maybe I should write a dummy guide for IDIOTS too...
Your suggestion is most welcomed. Thank you!
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