Disappearing car doors???

The future of car doors.... is here.....

Software Husband 1.0

Hahaha.... this is very funny..... =) enjoy reading.....


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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and
World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour
7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-
Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to
improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Prawn fishing at $30 for 4hours!!!

My dear friends, a great promotions for all prawn lovers. Don't miss out!!!

Location: Bishan
Date: 1st January 08 (only)
Promotion: $30 for 4hours.

More information, pls visit and ask them yourself HERE.

Dangerous inconsiderate driver along Upper Changi Road

"*&^*%$$&*^*(#&)&@&(@&(&(&(^^&*@&$@&%!!%@&%#$#&%"

(scold until breathless....)

Can you all see what the F this F'er put in his car?

Thank you my friends who have called me up to ask me where did I MIA(missing in action) to. I have left Whitewater Recreations and I am no longer providing my services for her anymore. Meanwhile, I am rotting at home and anxious of getting a fine job with a good pay. If you have any, do drop me a call, appreciated. My front 6 back 4 pots brakes are arriving in January... my defi meters are on the way... my kevlar high mount is ready for pick up... kevlar boot also, bonnet too!!! Kevlar 3 meters hood too too too!!!

Eeks!!! I need a job quick!!!

Hey people, I am fine and well. Thank you very much for the concern and the calls that I received from you all, greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

UK White Trashes... in Singapore

You guys sure made a fool of yourself in the cyberworld.

Watch it, the BIG GUY up there is watching!

Bastards!!!

When could I have a holiday?

It has been a while since I fished and this blog of mine is not getting fishy at all. My friends are all going up and down the causeway while I am here in Singapore only get to listen to what were my friends' trophies out there with what reels and what line.... sighz.... I wish I could be out there too for a holiday.

Maybe a trip to Thailand, or even better... a trip to Australia like Melbourne or Gold Coast...

I wish I could have more time but somehow or rather... time is never enough when I am trying to find my pot of gold.

In business... it is like a gamble. Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose...

"Identify the problem and solve it!"

It is simple to say than to get it done but sometimes... we just need to.... JUST DO IT!!!

I have to act fast, even faster... otherwise the company may need to draw blood from blood bank. Blood is not cheap!

Sometimes..... when you are in such a sticky situation.... you may think that it is coming to an end..... suddenly, at the end of the tunnel you see a glimpse of light... and seriously... light is there.

Then you will realized that you have crossed another hurdle in life and it has 'level up' your strength. The BIG GUY up there... is always watching...

Time to sort things out and fight the fight and plan for a holiday!!! Yipee!!!

How far can you fly it?

Give it a try when you are bored in the office and don't feel like doing your work. Kekeke...

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

This is brought to you by Microsoft Flight Simulator X.

Beer Garden at Bottle Tree Park

Finally, the beer garden at Bottle Tree Park has started it operation on last Friday. This add-on to the park is greatly welcomed by my customers at the prawn pond as it is situated right beside the pond.

It operates daily. Sun - Thurs, 5pm - 12am. Fri & Sat, 5pm - 2am.

The beer garden is brought to you by Bottle Tree Pte Ltd.

8-8.5km/l on Auto WRX 07, possible?

Many people have asked me how do I achieve such FC on my ride. Basically, it is the way u drive I guess.

I have never finished a tank of fuel with stock rims and tires and thus I couldn't comment about the stock JDM rims that come with the automatic JDM WRX.

Since day one, I swapped my stock rims already. I am on 18", Rays United Arrows S05. (Very light rims.)

I added Varis to touch up my car with CF trim, just the window A pillars and an exhaust cutter. Such trims have no extra performance hor. Heehee.

Next, I swapped my stock muffle to HKS Legamax. Finally, the boxer is alive!!! The boxer note is loud now but it is still pretty nice and quiet in the cabin of the car since it is only a muffler swap and has NO CAT BACK with through pipe.

Next, I changed my springs. I used Tein H Tech for comfort reasons. I find that the car does not nose down that much anymore compared to stock springs. The braking feel is better now as the nose down problem with stock springs is over.

I have good friends who give me good recommendation in performance and looks. If you are a new owners, please find such friends and you will learn more from them. I am learning joyously. Listen to the them and go try it out yourself.

Currently, I always hit 380km - 400km constantly on about 45-46l of Esso 5000. The best FC ever achieved is 408km and the low fuel warning light has not even lighted up. I top up at the station just in case the light is faulty. I pumped 45l only!!! Of course I cant use this single data for analysis about this car's FC. My experience tells me that as long as I keep my foot light, I could easily achieve 8-8.5km/l from Esso 5000.

The worst FC ever, 300km/l is what I have done. I was hitting 4500-5500rpm most of the time on the road with that tank of fuel. I was having fun on the road doing soft launch. I am not racing hor. 70kph road, I revved to hit 70kph. That's all. Auto WRX is a fun ride to have if you have become a lazy person like me as I hate jams in Singapore. To clutch in and out in traffic jams is always a horrible experience when you could only travel like 30-40kph on the highway like CTE.

How do I achieve 8-8.5km/l?

I do not step hard on the gas to 'chiong chiong chiong' from stationary. I keep my rpm at about 2000-2500 when moving off. When the car has picked up speed, I will keep the rpm below 3000. Basically, this is not a hard thing to do if you are not in a hurry always.

FC is very subjective to the style of driving and even your engine. I guess I am very blessed to have an engine that runs well and gives me excellent FC even when it is a boxer.

Meanwhile, I am still on mineral oil for my engine. I will be doing my 2nd servicing soon and trust me, I am not doing it at MI this time. I am going for synthetic oil and I will do my servicing at BMS. I trust BMS like most scoobies do locally. I am not advertising for them hor... my experience with BMS is excellent. Ever since I swapped my muffler, my warranty with MI is over and I know that. I guess it is hard to drive a boxer engine with hearing it, indeed true!

Details in short:

FC:8-8.5km/l
Exhuast: HKS Legamax (muffler only)
Wheels: RAYS United Arrows S05, 225/40/18 with Eagle F1.
Springs: Tein H Tech
Fuel used: Esso 5000

"Why are you asking questions when the answers are written clearly?"

"Hi, how much is prawn fishing per hour? Hmmm... (looking at the price list). $14.50 for an hour?"

I pointed at the price list which she was looking at and then... she asked the same question again?

Then she asked.... "Why?" (She was asking why is $14.50/hr for prawn fishing.)

I just wonder why.....


Chinese have a very weird habit. For example when your friend saw that you are having your meal and he will ask you, "Having your meal huh?"

If you are watching news, he will ask, "Oh, watching news?"

If you are reading, he will ask, "Reading?"


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My niece, slightly more than a month old.

"SO CUTE!!!"

Stranger encounter with Picanto

In the whee..... hours (2.30am) today, I had a strange encounter with a KIA Picanto. I was travelling along PIE (Jurong) and exiting to CTE (AMK), I overtook a Picanto along the exit towards CTE when we were in the merging lanes. There were many cars along the exit to CTE and it actually took awhile to get to CTE.

When I was on CTE, I noticed that Picanto that I overtook was on my tail. So close till I couldn't even see the headlights. To avoid collision, I stepped on the gas but the Picanto stayed so close. He was pushing me..... Just to ensure that I wasn't in a dream, I checked six and the car was still there. So damn bloody close...

A KIA Picanto was pushing my ride... I wonder...

Finally, I have uploaded the pictures here... kekeke

HKS LEGAMAX legally. Heehee

Cool boxer note! It makes driving addictive. Backfired twice (engine aint tuned yet) and it is like 'sonic boom'... BOOM! *holding my breath*

The unbecoming of an angler....

It took me very long to update any pics from the sailfish competition in Kuala Rompin due to several reasons. I am very disheartened by someone whom we used to call friend as he has been putting words in friends' mouths and even used their names willfully with ill intention against a good friend of mine.

My friends, you all could read abit of the 'juice' he created at this following link, http://www.fishing.net.my/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12298.

Sad but true................

Apparently, my name is also used by him in the above link. I have not spoken to him in a long time and have not spoken to him at all for the past few months. He made up so many stories trying to make believe others but lies are lies... Chinese has a saying, "Paper cannot cover fire..."

I have no idea what happened to him and what is his intention for doing such things. Singaporeans were deemed fighting themselves and showing off their battle in the M'sia forum. This guy has brought shame to Singaporeans as his actions are so childish.

When I was registering at the competition, someone from his team came talking bad about my dear friend. It is only a competition but somehow it seems like a battle between heaven and earth while my dear friend was simply ignoring them and their ill actions against him.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

We as Singaporeans, we should all stand together and show the world what we are made of. Instead of backstabbing each other in a foreign land. Even if we are from different teams, we should be cheering for Singapore as we are from the same country. Patriotism? It is hardly seen... signz...

Although things were seem so bad during the competition, there were still LIGHT among the darkness. Two different teams from Singapore were seen shaking hands and smiling at each other and even cheering for each other during the competition even though when there were team mates who hated the other team. This spirit is very encouraging. I was very disheartened during the competition as there were so much politics going around among the same countrymen but when I saw the other team's members smiling at me and said 'Good Luck!" to us, I was greatly encouraged by the incident.

I really want to thank all those 'angels' from the other teams and even the m'sians are showing great sportsmanship towards Singaporeans. Apparently, one of TWU Team's boat had a malfunction and they were apparently very far out where phones were useless toys out there to call for SOS. A team from M'sia apparently saved them from drifting far out into South China Sea. This is what sportsmanship is for. Even if we are competing against each other, we should be encouraging each other to work hard and fight a good battle. At the end of the day, we will all know that we fought a good fight and let the friendship move on further over a few beers and cheers for the winners.

Let's not sow evil to reap evil against anyone. We should all do good to each other especially when we are all representing our country in a foreign land. Let rest the evil as the light will arrest them sooner or later as darkness prevails not against the TRUTH.

Wake up man!!! Get a life somewhere!!!

"I slept two days onboard....."

Hello friends, sorry for the delay of the photos in regards to my trip up north not too long ago. I will reduce the size of the photos soon before posting in here. Not much though as I slept two days onboard... hahahaha. Yes, I slept for two days.... super slacker??? A good time for get-away for me. Kekekekeke...

Oh, it isn't seasickness that got me but it is the Z monster... I was lucky that my legs were not bitten off by any sharks out there as there was one sailfish got its head bitten off during battle when I was hanging my legs out of the boat enjoying the sun. Kekeke

From my friends who are divers and who plotted Lanjut area informed us that there is sharks and many... huge fellows too!!! They saw.... BULL SHARKS......

Watch it guys.... mind the sharks!

I WANT THIS!!!

"I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT...."

"I don't know leh....."

Just a few days ago, a group of Navy personnel suddenly appeared in the park doing 'treasure hunt'. It was mid afternoon and suddenly I noticed that a lot of cars suddenly were speeding into the park and people were gathering around. Many were holding some A4 size envelopes walking around with pens and paper as well. They seemed to be in a hurry and drove their cars pretty fast around.

Out of curiosity, I verified with BTP's manager in regards to the sudden commotions in the park. Apparently, these people never inform the management that they were utilizing the park for their 'treasure hunt'.

These servicemen were really 'fast and furious'. They proceeded to the family shelter and started unpacking stacked up chairs and tables for their usage. Notebook was plugged into the power point for power and fans were turned on to cool the immerse afternoon heat.

Upon questioning, the IC replied, "I didn't know that this is a private park at all."

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Ok, he said that he did not know that Bottle Tree Park is a private park. This is absolutely fine.

In order to join the RSN, personnel must at least have some brains and common sense with a cert, right?

WHERE GOT PUBLIC PARKS IN SINGAPORE GOT CHAIRS, TABLES, POWER POINTS, FANS AND SHELTER FOR FREE USAGE?!?!!!???!!!

If you have brains, you would be wondering how come there are such equipment around beside a restaurant? These people from RSN have no courtesy to even ask. Is it that difficult to ask? Luckily these IDIOTS did not go to the counter and take what they want from the store without paying... Oh come on... where got free lunches in Singapore? Even community services need money to run as well. You guys just come and go as you like... please lor... &*^#*&^#* wake up your ideas man!

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Some stupid questions asked,

"How come this is a private park?"
"Why cannot use the things here?"
"Not free one meh?"

Dear RSN servicemen, do you find lots of free tables, chairs, power points and fans in Botanic Gardens for general public to use? Botanic Garden is a public park leh. Your answer of "I don't know that this is a private park." is absolutely invalid. You guys simply can't be bothered to ask lah.

So many departments from MINDEF have held events at the park before. Each organizer had come to find out about the park before they came to use the facilities installed.

You guys simply 'SELF-SERVICED'. Shame shame....

What happened when you have our country men in other countries?

Singapore is such a small little country in this world but it is not hard to find our fellow country men all around the globe.

There are so many singaporeans all around the world. In USA, M'sia, France, UK etc...

I have friends who had stayed in different parts of the world and one of the common reason that why they chose to come back to Singapore is simply because fellow country men do not look after their own fellow country men. Isn't this sad?

The strife among singaporeans overseas are very common. Each tries to outwit each other to climb higher at the expense of their friendship. Most of them are always on their own and very selfish as well. Although not all singaporeans are like that but such incidents are happening everyday around the world.

Even in inter-national events, singaporeans fought each other in the public and made a fool of themselves in the papers. Two sportsmen punched each other up in neighboring countries....

Whereas when we're back in our homeland, such things ain't so extreme though. Why?

Why? How many people here actually know your neighbour's name? Their jobs? Most of us are all closed-door-singaporeans.

Whenever I am outstation for any reasons, I always see singaporeans fighting singaporeans. Why aren't we looking after each other in foreign lands instead? Our neighbors actually demonstrate better espirit de corp among them. They are out there to shine for their country and no matter what teams they are in, it doesn't make a difference as they are all from the same flag. Singaporeans? A very different story...

Do we carry our flag in other countries and killing our own fellow people to shine oneself? A sad but true story for us...

What happened when you have our country men in other countries?

Singapore is such a small little country in this world but it is not hard to find our fellow country men all around the globe.

There are so many singaporeans all around the world. In USA, M'sia, France, UK etc...

I have friends who had stayed in different parts of the world and one of the common reason that why they chose to come back to Singapore is simply because fellow country men do not look after their own fellow country men. Isn't this sad?

The strife among singaporeans overseas are very common. Each tries to outwit each other to climb higher at the expense of their friendship. Most of them are always on their own and very selfish as well. Although not all singaporeans are like that but such incidents are happening everyday around the world.

Even in inter-national events, singaporeans fought each other in the public and made a fool of themselves in the papers. Two sportsmen punched each other up in neighboring countries....

Whereas when we're back in our homeland, such things ain't so extreme though. Why?

Why? How many people here actually know your neighbour's name? Their jobs? Most of us are all closed-door-singaporeans.

Whenever I am outstation for any reasons, I always see singaporeans fighting singaporeans. Why aren't we looking after each other in foreign lands instead? Our neighbors actually demonstrate better espirit de corp among them. They are out there to shine for their country and no matter what teams they are in, it doesn't make a difference as they are all from the same flag. Singaporeans? A very different story...

Do we carry our flag in other countries and killing our own fellow people to shine oneself? A sad but true story for us...

A good piece.....

It has been some times since I last blogged... just too busy with the word - lazy as well. Kekeke...

Last week, I met another stranger... another STRANGE man...

"Hi, how much is it for prawn fishing?"
"$14.50 an hour sir."
"Why are those people there (referring to the prawn fishing anglers) so stupid?"
"Beg your pardon, sir...?"
"I mean those people out there. So stupid! $14.50 can go NTUC buy alot of prawns! Hiaz... I just wonder why....."
"Sir, indeed you could purchase alot of prawns at NTUC but those prawns are all dead. It is not about the prawns but it is about having fun catching them and spending quality time with friends or family."
"I can buy prawns and cook them then spend good time with my family as well. Right?"
"Yes, you could. I am not stopping you from buying prawns from NTUC and I am not asking you to try prawn fishing as well. You have the liberty to choose what you want to do with your $14.50 and so the same for the rest of my customers as well."
"So stupid....."

Later on, he went on to talk to some of my customers... guess what... he got a good piece from them... hahaha

New operating hours

Dear friends,

From today onwards, new operating hours for prawn fishing at Bottle Tree Park will take effect.

Fri & Sat: 9am - 3am

Sun - Thurs: 9am - 2am

See ya there!

Know-everything-&-anyhow family day at the park.

When we run a business, definitely, we will face all kinds of problems with all kinds of customers. Dealing with hard-to-handle customers, we always have to put on a smile no matter what and do our best to resolve the situation. At the end of the day, running a business is about making money and not about creating enemies from customers.

There is a group of people which is hard to handle as well and they are NOT even customers. I call them the "Know-everything-&-anyhow".

These people would never contribute to the business. They will never buy anything from retail shops. They will never take out their wallet if their intention is to walk-walk-see-see only.

I have met many such cases at my business premises.

Know-everything-&-anyhow family day at the park.

Know-everything-&-anyhow grandma, "Fish prawn so expensive, market cheaper. Market prawn more fresh lah. Why these people waste money? So stupid! Market prawns more fresh lah."

How is it possible for a dead prawn to be fresher than a lively prawn?

Know-everything-&-anyhow uncle, "Aiyo, all these people so stupid. The operator feeds the prawn full full so that they catch nothing. So stupid. Waste money only. Go market buy better lah. Prawn fresher somemore."

If this uncle ever starts a prawn fishing business using such tactics, he would soon find his name in the history book. HISTORY!

Know-everything-&-anyhow wife, "Is it? They feed the prawns? Yalor... these people so stupid. Waste money. Prawns in market fresher lah."

The grandma's comment has a 'parroting' effect on the family. Dead prawns in market are fresher than live prawns.

Know-everything-&-anyhow family, "Stupid people. Waste money. Prawns in market are fresher lah. Hahahaha."

The above is not fiction nor just-for-laugh.

It happened yesterday at my place. This Know-everything-&-anyhow family was standing like only 3m away from the counter. Their Know-everything-&-anyhow comments started flying here and there. It was really irritating. As they were know-everything-&-anyhow commenting, their voices got louder.

Just then, a customer had just ended his session and packing his prawns at the packing station. He had a bag full of prawns. Know-everything-&-anyhow family looked at it and then said, "Market prawns look better and fresher. Hahahahaha. Waste money." The customer stared at them but they seemed so happy and started to get carried away.

"Hello. We don't feed our prawns here. We are doing a business here. We DON'T feed our prawns at all. We are doing a business here."

I had no choice but to 'interrupt' their behavior. Upon hearing from me, they 'lowered' their voices but I could still hear them from 5m clearly. (I was eating dinner on another table.) This time, I repeated firmly to them and finally, they kept their know-everything-&-anyhow mouths shut. They kept turning their heads back to look at me. I smiled back. Even as they were walking away, they kept turning back to see if I was still looking at them. Indeed, I kept my pair of eyes on them.

Apparently, this Know-everything-&-anyhow family was merely visiting the park for the first time. They did not have dinner at the park nor did they patronize any of the services in the park as well. They are not customers and then they know-everything-&-anyhow comment about the services...

Just another day at my premises....

One day at my pond....

One day at my prawn pond, two ladies walked towards my counter. They seemed to be debating something about the prawn fishing.

Aunty Anyhow, "How much for prawn fishing?"
Lady Knowhow, "$14.50 lor."
Aunty Anyhow, "See... they don't provide rod for fishing."
Lady Knowhow, "Got lah. Look at all the rods behind the counter..."
Aunty Anyhow, "They don't give baits one...."
Lady Knowhow, "They do. Look here. These are the baits and wow, all cut up."
Aunty Anyhow, "Water blur blur... cannot see prawns. Sure got no prawns."
Lady Knowhow, "Walau. You see yourself lah. There, got prawn come up liao."
Aunty Anyhow, "Down here no big prawn one lah."
Lady Knowhow, "Yesterday the one I caught big or not?"
Aunty Anyhow, "Big, that one big."
Lady Knowhow, "I caught here one lah!"
Aunty Anyhow, "Err... $14.50, market can buy more prawn lah."
Lady Knowhow, "......................................"


Sometimes, presumption just simply makes you look really stupid. All you have to do is ASK but please don't ask stupid questions too.

"I come so many times and I never see you all put prawns one, got prawns or not?"
"If we never put prawns, then I could have properly packed my bag and balek kampong liao... if no prawns, why are you coming back after so many times?"

My hermit crabs are GONE!!!

Today, when I reached the park in the afternoon, I noticed that something was amiss. I found my dear hermit crabs missing from the tank with the lip of the cover opened. I asked around, no one noticed anything except my part timer saw 3 kids were crowding round the crabs earlier on.

Argh.... my crabs are STOLEN!!!

By who? The thief or thieves got away.....

I just hope that the thief would really know how to take good care of them and if you the thief happens to be reading my blog, just wanna let you know, YOU SUCK! Oh well, please take good care of them though. One more thing, these 3 little fellows love rambutan. YES! RAMBUTAN!!!

Getting motivated?

Some FAQ lately.....

Some FAQ lately...

Man One: "Fishing main pond, how ah?"
Ans: "Fishing is only available during weekend and public holidays. 8am - 5pm only. $35.00 per rod. Rod rental is available but you have to bring your own baits."
Man One: "I see. So... Mon to Fri got open or not?"
Ans: ".........."
Man One: "Got sell baits or not?"
Ans: "...................."

"I wonder why do people ask about something and when the answers are given, they seem not to understand the answers at all. They have to ask again but with a different approach. Even at different approach, ain't the answers the same in the first place?"


Man Two, "You all got replenish prawns one or not?"
Ans, "Never!"
Man Two. "Then how come they can catch prawns?"
Ans, "Trust me, 5 months never put prawns liao."
Man Two, "5 months!!! Give me two hours."

"Negative approach produces positive results?"


Man Three, "So many prawns caught, you all got replenish prawns or not?"
Ans, "Yes, of course. We top up whenever necessary."
Man Three, "Then, got big prawns or not? Or is that photo bluff people one?"
Ans, "Got. Sir, we are honest business men here."
Man Three, "How I know you got put prawns?"
Ans, ".........."
Man Three, "You say got top up, how I know you bluff me or not?"
Ans, "..................."
Man Three's wife, "WTF are you doing? Stop asking stupid questions! If no prawns, then why is there so many people? Sorry hor... paiseh..."
Man Three, "Then the big one people catch liao. Then you got top up or not?"
Ans, "We do top them up sir, whenever stocks are available, almost daily."
Man Three, "How I know you got top up?"
Ans, "........................................................"
Man Three's wife, "Shut up! Let's go!"

"Being smart is good, overly smart is a form of stupidity. This is a chinese saying."

Little "Artists" Drawing Competition

Pretty babe at the counter..........

One usual day at Bottle Tree park, at the counter..........

A pretty lady was standing at the prawn fishing counter..........

"Hello!", pretty babe.
"Hi! What can I do for you?"
"Errrr......."

Pointing at the price list, at the $10.00....

"Longkang fishing, $10.00 har?"
"Yes!"

Pointing at the words - 'whole day'....

"Whole day har?"
"Ya.."

Pointing at the $14.50....

"Prawn fishing... $14.50 one hour har?"
"Yes..."
"Extra hour, extra 30mins har?"
"Err... ya...."

Pointing at the operating hours....

"Open from 9am to 12am har?"
"Yes....."

Pointing at the word - daily.....

"Wow... daily har?"
"Indeed......"
"Oki! Thank you!"
"You are most welcomed......"

I believe this pretty babe knows the language - english, pretty well like herself...

But.... why is she asking me about things that are written clearly on the paper?

She isnt the only one... lots of them do it as well......... pretty or not, it doesnt really matter. They just do it... JUST DO IT!

SAY NO TO PAINTED SHELLS - HERMIT CRAB

First look at the painted shells... fantastic marketing strategy!

When I looked closer... alot of chipped paint are found on the hermit crab's body. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Seriously, alot of pple are asking me in regards to these hermit crabs. I would tell them that I am no expect. They should go ask those who are selling it instead. They should know more and the ones that I have, are my pets and I treat them the way I see fit to keep them alive and happy.

Thus, I say no to painted shells but it doesnt mean that you have to follow my advice.

Maybe those who are really interested in hermit crabs, pls read The Crab Street Journal.

I believe you will know how I feel about painted shells...

Thank you! Thank you!

Hello people,

Thank you for the great response in regards to the cutie pinkie bluey lobsters. They are all sold out.

I took two home today. One of them has a few legs missing and the other, left over as it is less perfect - one big one small claw.

My tank is becoming a nursery. I have two almost perfect ones. Two less perfect and two that have legs missing. 6 of them, all inside my 1' by 1/2' FIVEPLAN Tank and a GEX Bio-filter.

As many have asked me what am I feeding them with, basically I feed them with frozen red worms and also the food that is for sales at my counter meant for lobsters (Japan product). All of them are eating the food that I give them happily.

For those who experienced 'fasting'. I suggest that you all please get them a proper home like mine. As these pinkie bluey lobsters are hybrid. They are very hard to come by. When these little fellows are in a 'good' home, I believe they will feed readily.

If you are willing to bring them home and so, please take good care of them. If you are experiencing extreme difficulty with them, please contact me and I will do my best to help out. Please be a responsible 'parent'. Otherwise, I suggest that you return the lobsters back to me and I will take good care of them. When back in good health, I will find responsible owners for them once more.

Meanwhile, I have no remaining stocks due to the overwhelming demand. I could still take order online and would delivery them asap upon new batch of these cuties.

Meanwhile... got other colors coming... Hahahahaha

Little pinkie bluy lobsters!!! I got 4 of them!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Careful of mud holes along the side of the road (Lor Chencharu)

Today, a little mishap occurred along Lor Chencharu. A huge truck got stuck in the mud by the side of the road. The aft wheels sank almost half a ft deep into the mud. Currently, recuse operation is in progress and hopefully the truck could be rescued soon. For visitors to the park, do keep an eye open for mud holes along the side of the road when driving along Lor Chencharu. I believe the contractors will filled up the holes but it is smart to play safe.

Oh, too bad that the truck's license number is not 4 digits. Hahahaha

Hermit Crab is doing 'chin-up'!

Hermit Crabs!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!

This four little fellows are Whitewater Recreations latest addition. NOT FOR SALES!!!

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!

I HATE TAXIS!!!

After so many years of utilizing taxi services... I have finally gotten myself a car to drive on the road. As a public transport user in the past, I have come across many close encounters with other vehicles on the road. Most of the time, the faults lie on the taxi drivers.

Now, I am driving daily on the road and my experience with taxi drivers has always made me to keep both my eyes open for them while I am on the road. I always try to keep away from them but as you know, the taxis on the road in Singapore are like ants!

You could simply not avoid them at all..... sad but true.

On the 30th April 07, I was involved in a collision. A BMW 7 series collided into my humble Lancer's butt. The driver involved is at fault but all these happened because of a mutherfLicker taxi driver.

I was turning left into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 from Upp Serangoon Ave 1. The left turn has two lanes. I was on the left and the mutherfLicker was on the right. When the traffic was clear, like normal, we began to move off into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3. The mutherfLicker turned into me! I e-braked immediately and at the same time, I sounded the horn. I had no choice but to stop and just then, someone from behind collided into my car's butt. All thanks to the mutherfLicker!

The idiot almost stopped infront of me but upon realizing what he had caused, he sped away immediately. He had a passenger in his backseat and I hoped the passenger is still alived.

His CB license plate number is SHB1249(?).

I just went to doc today for a simple checkup. I was experiencing pain on my upper back and neck. The doc told me that I might have a whiplash from the accident. So, he started to examine my back.

"Pain? Pain? Pain?....."

"No... no.... no.... ARGH!!!"

"Oh, ok. You are hurt here. Do try to rest more these few days. Ok?"

"Ok....."

I have written in to the TP and waiting for a positive response from them. Hopefully, this mutherfLicker will get what he deserves! CB!

Sorry for the explicit. I am damn pissed... paiseh.

WTH & WTF!

Woke up almost at noon today. Body was still tired but phone calls non-stop. SMSs to reply. My butt was still hurting from the 2hours of gaming last night. They ought to do something about those chairs in the LAN shop...

Still very stoned... I walked to the washroom to wash up. First thing in mind was to shave. My right hand reached out for my shaver. Next moment, I noticed that the dental floss container was in my hands and my hands were pulling out the dental floss!

My brains were like, "WTF!???!!! I told u to take the shaver and you're flossing instead!"

My hands, "Errr..... sure?"

My brains, "......................"

After I had shaved, I picked up the toothbrush. In my mind, "Oh ya... no mistake this time. I did not take the wrong thing this time round."

Next moment.... my hands were trying to squeeze facial wash onto the toothbrush!!! The toothpaste and facial wash were actually at different spots but wth!!!!

Thank God that I did not 'floss' my facial hair and thank God that I did not facial wash my teeth... thank you thank you...

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