A few days ago, we tied an LED at the end of a nice size prawn and today, it was landed by a senior guy. Jokingly, he asked if he had won himself a prize. I am sorry to tell him that the LED was installed on the prawn out of mischief. Kekekeke...
Another irritating incident for today...
Two senior guys walked past my counter and saw the little girl photo with a huge shrimp. One of them asked, "Wow! So big!"
The other senior guy said right infront of me, "Bull one lah. Just to attract customer only." Then he took a sweet from the counter and walked away. I gave him that blank stare when he actually said that in my face. He knew that he caught my attention and he just stared back as well...
He came to my tuff and took my sweets and then said bad things about my business.....
What can I do to this people man???
Basically, nothing.....
KICK HIM INTO THE POND!!!
2007-02-28
2007-02-26
"I want the nets for what? I give them back to you and you give half my money back lah."
"$10! So expensive! Don't want lah.", exclaimed Mr ROLEX.
"Nevermind, just let them play.", said mother one.
"2 kids, $20 leh!", Mr Rolex.
Mr Rolex - branded senior man with Rolex watch, branded leather shoes, branded clothes
Mother one - branded all over mum.
Mother two - branded all over mum.
One young girl and a 3yr old toddler (boy).
After 1hour.............
"Where can I return this?", Rolex.
"Sir, those are all yours to keep."
"Why I want them for what?!?!", Rolex rudely.
"..............................."
"I give you back the nets you give me back my money lah. Half price lah. I don't want the nets."
".............................."
Mr Rolex saw that I could not be bothered with his request, he walked away saying, "I want the nets for what? Give back should give discount mah..."
Mr Rolex looked damn pissed and kept complaining while walking away at the top of his voice.
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There's a saying - Rich people are more calculative.
I think it is very true.
Just pay a $10 to see your kid smiling away, laughing away, enjoying himself, totally lost in the 'longkang' HAPPILY is not a high price to pay. Is it? The bonding between the parents and kids are even more priceless!
"You want to return the nets and have half your money back? FATTY HOPE! Why don't you go try return half eaten lunch and demand half your money back? Or why don't you say I return everything and gets my money back? Sir, you open one such longkang, I go patronize everyday!"
...........................
Branded mum from some time ago, "$10 for each kid. Ok, give me 5."
"Sure!"
"One kid $10 and they could play till they are tired... cheap sia! Better than going toy shop or shopping center!"
"Indeed lady. You saved alot today already."
"Yalor. Furthermore, I think they are happier like that."
"I strongly believe so."
*smiles*
"Nevermind, just let them play.", said mother one.
"2 kids, $20 leh!", Mr Rolex.
Mr Rolex - branded senior man with Rolex watch, branded leather shoes, branded clothes
Mother one - branded all over mum.
Mother two - branded all over mum.
One young girl and a 3yr old toddler (boy).
After 1hour.............
"Where can I return this?", Rolex.
"Sir, those are all yours to keep."
"Why I want them for what?!?!", Rolex rudely.
"..............................."
"I give you back the nets you give me back my money lah. Half price lah. I don't want the nets."
".............................."
Mr Rolex saw that I could not be bothered with his request, he walked away saying, "I want the nets for what? Give back should give discount mah..."
Mr Rolex looked damn pissed and kept complaining while walking away at the top of his voice.
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There's a saying - Rich people are more calculative.
I think it is very true.
Just pay a $10 to see your kid smiling away, laughing away, enjoying himself, totally lost in the 'longkang' HAPPILY is not a high price to pay. Is it? The bonding between the parents and kids are even more priceless!
"You want to return the nets and have half your money back? FATTY HOPE! Why don't you go try return half eaten lunch and demand half your money back? Or why don't you say I return everything and gets my money back? Sir, you open one such longkang, I go patronize everyday!"
...........................
Branded mum from some time ago, "$10 for each kid. Ok, give me 5."
"Sure!"
"One kid $10 and they could play till they are tired... cheap sia! Better than going toy shop or shopping center!"
"Indeed lady. You saved alot today already."
"Yalor. Furthermore, I think they are happier like that."
"I strongly believe so."
*smiles*
MAKE SENSE OR NOT?
Yesterday, I met a man who claimed that he could talk to the fish at BTP. He further told me that the fish could understand what he told them. Basically, there was not any kind of hand signal or special language, he was simply using chinese. I met him when I was heading to the restrooms. Both his legs were hanging over the edge of the little pond with lots of big pacus, carps etc... The man disappeared when I exited the restrooms.
In the evening, a few adults were found in my 'longkang'. They had 3 little pails and one of them were enjoying himself catching the little fish in the longkang. There was at least 20 children in the longkang using identical nets and nets except colors. Immediately, I notified my staff and he went on to stop them. There was a few kids among them. They had a pail of fish and after they were made known about 'Pay to Play', they went ahead to leave with the fish.
My staff tried to stop them and then these 'poaches' walked over to the counter.
"We didn't know that we have to pay leh. Why must pay?"
".......................", me.
"Sir, you have to pay to play in the longkang. $10 will get you a net and a tank. Your kids can play from the time we open till we close the longkang for the day."
"We really don't know must pay leh. Why can't we bring the fish back?"
".......................", me staring blankly at them.
They noticed that I was staring at them blankly. James, and some other friends around were all staring at them blankly.
Didn't we just explain to them?
At that moment, time seemed to have stop among us. The things that were going around us became blurrr..... No one was moving. Suddenly, all things were back to normal again when one of them decided to move off.
Before them, someone asked the same question to me too.
"Why must pay to catch fish? Not free one meh?"
Every weekends, I am haunted by these people.
"Not free one meh?"
"Extra time lah, extra lah."
"Why must pay to fish? Catch prawn why must pay?"
"If I bring my own equipment, got discount or not?
"If I bring my own rod, then no need to pay is it?"
Come on people... even your food on the table is what you have worked for. Where got free lunches one? If everything is free... then why am I sitting down there? Make sense or not?
MAKE SENSE OF NOT?
In the evening, a few adults were found in my 'longkang'. They had 3 little pails and one of them were enjoying himself catching the little fish in the longkang. There was at least 20 children in the longkang using identical nets and nets except colors. Immediately, I notified my staff and he went on to stop them. There was a few kids among them. They had a pail of fish and after they were made known about 'Pay to Play', they went ahead to leave with the fish.
My staff tried to stop them and then these 'poaches' walked over to the counter.
"We didn't know that we have to pay leh. Why must pay?"
".......................", me.
"Sir, you have to pay to play in the longkang. $10 will get you a net and a tank. Your kids can play from the time we open till we close the longkang for the day."
"We really don't know must pay leh. Why can't we bring the fish back?"
".......................", me staring blankly at them.
They noticed that I was staring at them blankly. James, and some other friends around were all staring at them blankly.
Didn't we just explain to them?
At that moment, time seemed to have stop among us. The things that were going around us became blurrr..... No one was moving. Suddenly, all things were back to normal again when one of them decided to move off.
Before them, someone asked the same question to me too.
"Why must pay to catch fish? Not free one meh?"
Every weekends, I am haunted by these people.
"Not free one meh?"
"Extra time lah, extra lah."
"Why must pay to fish? Catch prawn why must pay?"
"If I bring my own equipment, got discount or not?
"If I bring my own rod, then no need to pay is it?"
Come on people... even your food on the table is what you have worked for. Where got free lunches one? If everything is free... then why am I sitting down there? Make sense or not?
MAKE SENSE OF NOT?
2007-02-17
2007-02-15
Upgrading template, should be back up soon...
After some previews and examples, I realized that I should switch to the new blogger templates which is much better and easier to 'edit' here and there around the template.....
Hopefully, I don't make a mess out of it...
Hopefully, I don't make a mess out of it...
Lobster fishing on Valentine's Day.
I think I found a new love... lobster fishing.
(Errr..... please dont ask me where is the location for my catches. My friend made me swear and drank cock's blood to keep that place as a secret.) Hardcore right? VERY lor!!!
Lobster fishing is really fun, very fun indeed. Other than you don't have to pay to catch them, you get free sun burn as well...... Oh well......
I caught only 3 pieces but my partner caught almost 10... this fellow is good! VERY GOOD LOR!!! Now this fellow gets to make me do 9+1 (extra one juz to make it perfect 10...) silly things as we bet on who has the most lobsters, who has the biggest and the smallest as well. Come on lor... I lost all 3... the winner even hooked up a 'soon hock'.
Oh well... I hope I have time to go again soon. I shall practice hard and make a sweet revenge... hahahahaha. Kekeke. Till our next match... NEXT MATCH!!!
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I discovered something when I was lobster fishing. When you caught a medium size lobster, you will "Wow... nice biggie!"
If you caught a big one... "Walau! Big sia!"
Your friend, "Ya.... big meh?"
If you caught a small one, "Cute sia!"
If you caught a tiny one, "Wah seh... I expert leh. So many also can catch. So so so so so cute!!!!!!"
Now, imagine you are prawn fishing at a pay pond.....
If you caught a medium size prawn, "Why not a bigger one....???"
If you caught a big prawn, "Ho seh liao! Money back!!!"
If you caught a small prawn, "Wa kaoz! So small also put inside! Waste my money!"
If you caught a tiny one, "F*%k! So small also have. Where's the boss? I'm going to ask for refund!"
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Now you know the differences?
It is not easy to run a prawn fishing pond...
2007-02-09
Stupid, clever or *censored*
A customer came to me and his hook was missing like 1hr ago. As usual, I greeted him with a friendly smile and was getting a new hook ready for him. As I was about to rig the new hook onto the snap swivel, I felt a sharp pain in my left hand middle finger.
The new hook got embedded into my little middle finger and the barb was caught in the flesh as well. The hook point and the barb is about 2mm apart. The barb set beautifully in the flesh , just perfect. The customer was shocked and 'eeks!'.
Somehow, I think I was pretty stoned... without thinking (I think so), I turned the hook while it was still in the flesh and forced it out... The customer stared at me blankly...
After he walked away with that hook then I realized that I did something... STUPID... or CLEVER... or just *censored*... oh well...
I am typing with a bloody middle finger... left hand one hor...
The new hook got embedded into my little middle finger and the barb was caught in the flesh as well. The hook point and the barb is about 2mm apart. The barb set beautifully in the flesh , just perfect. The customer was shocked and 'eeks!'.
Somehow, I think I was pretty stoned... without thinking (I think so), I turned the hook while it was still in the flesh and forced it out... The customer stared at me blankly...
After he walked away with that hook then I realized that I did something... STUPID... or CLEVER... or just *censored*... oh well...
I am typing with a bloody middle finger... left hand one hor...
2007-02-08
Longkang becomes swimming pool...
Almost every weekend, something like this does happen at my 'longkang'. This 'longkang' definitely has no theramatic value but it sure let children have fun.
Get 'CLOSED' to water...
I was in Bedok Reservoir yesterday. Apparently, I was flyfishing. It has been a very long time since my Tiemco Infante came out of its sock.
The fly that I was using which caught the fish was tied by Angel. It is the very first fly that she tied in her life and I think it isnt too bad since I caught a peacock bass with it.
Just as we were going home, we noticed that PUB has put up notices in regards to their new projects on the water. More platforms will be built for the public to 'reach' the water. Apparently, looking at the notices... they all look more like platforms for spectators in the future.
After much looking around... I noticed something amiss....
'CLOSED' to water.......... or 'CLOSER'..... I am confused.....
The fly that I was using which caught the fish was tied by Angel. It is the very first fly that she tied in her life and I think it isnt too bad since I caught a peacock bass with it.
Just as we were going home, we noticed that PUB has put up notices in regards to their new projects on the water. More platforms will be built for the public to 'reach' the water. Apparently, looking at the notices... they all look more like platforms for spectators in the future.
After much looking around... I noticed something amiss....
'CLOSED' to water.......... or 'CLOSER'..... I am confused.....
2007-02-05
Freshwater lobster...
Damn.... my camera is already ready for collection the very day after I sent it in... apparently, the camera came back to life again... I really wonder what happened...
No photos...
Today... a batch of fresh water lobsters arrived and all are happily swimming in the pond... I wonder who would be the very first one to hook one up.
How big? Not very big lah. The biggest one about 6 inches and smallest around 4inches long.
Maybe I could be the first one to hook one up... kekeke...
No photos...
Today... a batch of fresh water lobsters arrived and all are happily swimming in the pond... I wonder who would be the very first one to hook one up.
How big? Not very big lah. The biggest one about 6 inches and smallest around 4inches long.
Maybe I could be the first one to hook one up... kekeke...
2007-01-29
Dear readers,
Please be advised that Whitewater Recreations's prawn fishing and 'longkang' fishing wound be closed on 17,18,19 and 20 Feb 07 (Sat till Tues). Business would only resume on the 21 Jan 07, Wed.
Bottle Tree Park would be closed on 18, 19 and 20 Feb 07. Business resumes on 21 Jan 07. The park would be closed to public. Both walk-in entrance and vehicle entrance would be locked.
FAQ
"Errr... that means no one can come to the park to walk walk is it?"
Ans: Yes. No one is allowed in the park unless authorised.
"Got guards to guard meh?"
Ans: Yes. Please be advised that security is employed during the closure. Unauthorized visits to the park is considered as trespassing.
"Could I still jog in the park in the morning?"
Ans: No. The park is locked and closed, unless you are authorized. (Dont you get it? The park is closed!)
"That means no fishing, prawning etc... right?"
Ans: Yes. (Ooi... the park is closed lah. CLOSED!)
"No people come here during these time meh?"
Ans: Only authorized personnels.
"What if I come in? Kekeke."
Ans: Sir, this is a private property. You would be considered as trespassing. (PUT THE DOGS OUT!!!!)
"Errr......."
Ans: The park is closed on the mentioned dates. No public is allowed in the park unless authorized. Security would be enforced 24hrs.
"........................"
Please be advised that Whitewater Recreations's prawn fishing and 'longkang' fishing wound be closed on 17,18,19 and 20 Feb 07 (Sat till Tues). Business would only resume on the 21 Jan 07, Wed.
Bottle Tree Park would be closed on 18, 19 and 20 Feb 07. Business resumes on 21 Jan 07. The park would be closed to public. Both walk-in entrance and vehicle entrance would be locked.
FAQ
"Errr... that means no one can come to the park to walk walk is it?"
Ans: Yes. No one is allowed in the park unless authorised.
"Got guards to guard meh?"
Ans: Yes. Please be advised that security is employed during the closure. Unauthorized visits to the park is considered as trespassing.
"Could I still jog in the park in the morning?"
Ans: No. The park is locked and closed, unless you are authorized. (Dont you get it? The park is closed!)
"That means no fishing, prawning etc... right?"
Ans: Yes. (Ooi... the park is closed lah. CLOSED!)
"No people come here during these time meh?"
Ans: Only authorized personnels.
"What if I come in? Kekeke."
Ans: Sir, this is a private property. You would be considered as trespassing. (PUT THE DOGS OUT!!!!)
"Errr......."
Ans: The park is closed on the mentioned dates. No public is allowed in the park unless authorized. Security would be enforced 24hrs.
"........................"
2007-01-26
2007-01-25
My Sony T3 went into workshop...
Haiz.... my camera finally decided to take a break after much 'abuse' from me..... in just two years.... over 10k photos.... I think it sure worth the money already.
Meanwhile... I am eyeing the T50 and what's so good about it is that it comes with a GPS tracker!!! So cool.
Before the camera died, I had some last few shots... I will share with you all when I have the time. Very comical ones!
James... kekekekeke!
Meanwhile... I am eyeing the T50 and what's so good about it is that it comes with a GPS tracker!!! So cool.
Before the camera died, I had some last few shots... I will share with you all when I have the time. Very comical ones!
James... kekekekeke!
2007-01-17
"Why must you spit before you pee?"
Reporter, "Mr Spit (not his real name to protect his identity), why must you spit before you relief yourself? I saw you doing it just now."
Mr Spit, "Err... were you following me?"
Reporter, "No sir. I happen to be doing a medical research in regards to this kind of habit."
Mr Spit, "Oh I see....."
Reporter, "So sir, why must you spit when you pee?"
Mr Spit, "Err.... to check on myself lor. See whether that thing is functioning correctly or not lor....."
Reporter, "Is there really any medical truth behind such a habit that you may happen to know to proof what you have just mentioned?"
Mr Spit, "Err.... dont know leh."
"I realized that you actually missed and your spit ended up on top of the urinal but you did not clean up your mess. Why not?"
"Errr..... got toilet cleaners mah.... if not they have no job leh....."
"Are you really sure that your spitting habit would help to improve the number of jobs available in Singapore?"
"Errr.... dont know lah. Why your question so complicated one?"
"Sir, could I ask you a few more questions?"
"Ok lor... less complicated one can?"
"Sure. Alright, first question. If you don't spit before relieving yourself, would your penis malfunction?"
"Of course no lah... errr...."
"Sir, then why must you spit?"
"I told you liao. To check mah.... check my penis working or not lor..."
"Sir, what do you mean by working or not?"
"Aiyo... at night can poke poke or not lor..."
"Does spitting confirm that your sex organ is not malfunctioning?"
"Err... no lah...'
"Do you spit on your spouse or or sex partner before having sex to check on your penis to see if it is still functioning?"
"Of coz no lah! Dirty leh!"
"Then why do you say that your spitting is to check on your penis then?"
"Aiyo.... habit lah! Old people say one....."
"So, does spitting enhances your bedroom performance?"
"No lor..."
"Does spitting make you penis longer?"
"Err.... no lah!"
"Does spitting confirm your organs are working?"
"Haiz... no."
"Does spitting help you to relief yourself better?"
"Of course no lah..."
"So, would you clean up your spit if you miss again?"
"Err...... yes... NO lah."
"Welcome to the Club of Ugly Singaporeans."
"What?!???!!! *&%^^%$#&**&"
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The next time when you visit the toilet, take a look around. Are you one of those who are helping to "create" job opportunities in Singapore?
Think about it.
Mr Spit, "Err... were you following me?"
Reporter, "No sir. I happen to be doing a medical research in regards to this kind of habit."
Mr Spit, "Oh I see....."
Reporter, "So sir, why must you spit when you pee?"
Mr Spit, "Err.... to check on myself lor. See whether that thing is functioning correctly or not lor....."
Reporter, "Is there really any medical truth behind such a habit that you may happen to know to proof what you have just mentioned?"
Mr Spit, "Err.... dont know leh."
"I realized that you actually missed and your spit ended up on top of the urinal but you did not clean up your mess. Why not?"
"Errr..... got toilet cleaners mah.... if not they have no job leh....."
"Are you really sure that your spitting habit would help to improve the number of jobs available in Singapore?"
"Errr.... dont know lah. Why your question so complicated one?"
"Sir, could I ask you a few more questions?"
"Ok lor... less complicated one can?"
"Sure. Alright, first question. If you don't spit before relieving yourself, would your penis malfunction?"
"Of course no lah... errr...."
"Sir, then why must you spit?"
"I told you liao. To check mah.... check my penis working or not lor..."
"Sir, what do you mean by working or not?"
"Aiyo... at night can poke poke or not lor..."
"Does spitting confirm that your sex organ is not malfunctioning?"
"Err... no lah...'
"Do you spit on your spouse or or sex partner before having sex to check on your penis to see if it is still functioning?"
"Of coz no lah! Dirty leh!"
"Then why do you say that your spitting is to check on your penis then?"
"Aiyo.... habit lah! Old people say one....."
"So, does spitting enhances your bedroom performance?"
"No lor..."
"Does spitting make you penis longer?"
"Err.... no lah!"
"Does spitting confirm your organs are working?"
"Haiz... no."
"Does spitting help you to relief yourself better?"
"Of course no lah..."
"So, would you clean up your spit if you miss again?"
"Err...... yes... NO lah."
"Welcome to the Club of Ugly Singaporeans."
"What?!???!!! *&%^^%$#&**&"
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The next time when you visit the toilet, take a look around. Are you one of those who are helping to "create" job opportunities in Singapore?
Think about it.
Fly Fishing Club Singapore
Hey people,
If you are a vivid flyfishermen or just a beginner, I ask of your support to our dreams.
http://www.flyfishingclubsingapore.blogspot.com/
This blog is created by flyfishermen for flyfishermen.
It is not going to be easy but no matter what, we must start somewhere.
Flyfishermen, unite!
Regards,
Edward Ng
"Fishing is a passion. Flyfishing is for the passionates!"
If you are a vivid flyfishermen or just a beginner, I ask of your support to our dreams.
http://www.flyfishingclubsingapore.blogspot.com/
This blog is created by flyfishermen for flyfishermen.
It is not going to be easy but no matter what, we must start somewhere.
Flyfishermen, unite!
Regards,
Edward Ng
"Fishing is a passion. Flyfishing is for the passionates!"
2007-01-13
"DANGER, NO SMOKING" at the counter please...
Hello people, I will be stamping smoking out at my counter at BTP tomorrow. The reason is simple.
If you want your dear life and if you still care for the people around you, please dont smoke near the counter or at the counter. We have installed a LOX cylinder to facilitate packing of fish or prawn beside the counter.
Oxygen is not a flammable gas but without oxygen, most fire could not start.
Thus, smokers please light your puff some where else far from the "Longkang" fishing and prawn fishing area.
If there is a leak (touch wood touch wood) from the LOX cylinder, a naked flame could cause a devastating explosion. I havent bought my EVO X MR yet... please spare me my dear life..... please...
Tomorrow, I believe I will be telling alot of people not to smoke near the counter.....
In the restaurant, with "No Smoking" signs installed, diners are still smoking at the tables at their own will... ugly singaporeans continue to dominate the title of ugly singaporeans in BTP..........
I believe tomorrow many people would still do the same thing even knowing that it is DANGEROUS.....
Pray for me.....
2007-01-12
Rain rain go away... little children want to play...
The rain has been visiting Yishun once again. After more than 24hrs, I have almost 1foot of water in my fish tank out in the open. News of flood are heard in the area of Thomson again. Hopefully, the rain will stop soon.
The shelter for the prawn fishing area is only half done. The rain has been affecting the work and to make things even worst, the weekend is already at the door. If the rain is light, the new black netting still has a little protection but it sure works well in a sunny day.
Rain rain go away... little children want to play... rain rain...
2007-01-11
Ugly singaporeans at BTP.
I have received feedbacks in regards to my previous posts regarding how ugly are we as singaporeans in our own country. Surprisingly, the people who have 'reacted' towards that post are all on my side. Perhaps, the awareness of being an ugly singaporean is spreading. If so, this is for the good.
Lately in BTP's carpark, there are some incidents that I wish to share here. Firstly, if you happened to make a wrong move and missed place that you wish your vehicle to be, please do it safely. I know that this park is new but this is not an excuse for people not to observe safety in the parking lots. Cars were banging each other due to drivers who were too lazy to observe traffic direction. For example, one car went on the wrong direction in the one way traffic in the parking area, then another car was heading out of the lot in the right direction. BANGED! Head to head collision.
Cars without 'handicap' labels are found parking in handicap lot. This actually alerted the police to the scene. Although BTP is private property but that doesnt mean that you could do anything you want... Frequently, I am having customers-on-wheels doing prawn fishing at my facility. Come on people, we all have legs that can walk. Please spare a thought for those who are less fortunate lor.
The carparks nearest to the restaurant are the most wanted lots in BTP. Even during weekday's nights. There are 200 lots in BTP and during weekday's nights, there are plenty of lots available but some drivers are just simply too lazy to park in the lots. They park anywhere they want and in the end, obstructing traffic. Two opposite lanes become one. Where? The road just beside the prawn pond lor. 5 vehicles were found along this road on the 11th Jan 07 around 8pm. If you take a look at the carpark, there are plenty of lots around! Hey guys, if you are the owners to those vehicles mentioned at that time of the day, please be advised that very soon, the 'yellow sports rims' will be implemented in the park if you all are going to park anywhere you wish even when there are plenty of lots around. In order to have the "yellow sports rims" removed... pay the fine lor... and you vehicle will be released. Otherwise, it would be towed away and get ready to pay more.
Afterall, BTP has always been very kind to such situations but people simply just couldnt understand the kindness and they are beginning to 'make-full-use' of it.
"Ooi, I come here to eat one leh. I pay money one leh. I park where I like lor. So what?"
If you are going to react like the above, shame on you! You could stop your nonsense and keep the rest later to tell the police when they arrive. Damn ugly singaporeans!
During the day, many taxis do 'drop by' in the compound and also private cars as well. Guess what they do?
These fellows came into the park to clean up their cars! They dump all the used parking coupons in the parking lots. Unwanted mineral bottles, plastic bags, receipts, etc... all into the private compound... They even took out their carpets to clean! They dont visit the park for any of the services available. They simply drive into the park and empty their trash in the park and then leave the park happily ever after..."My car so clean now...."
Shame on you!!!
Many people do not know that BTP is a private park and parking is free as well. Many people drive into the park and after they have parked their cars, they started to tear their coupons. One customer came asking me,
"Err... free parking huh? Aiyo, I tear coupons liao leh... how? Can claim or not? How come never put signs say 'Free Parking'? How leh? It is the park fault lah... now I wasted two coupons... all your fault lah... you all should pay for my lost..."
Get lost man...
Lately in BTP's carpark, there are some incidents that I wish to share here. Firstly, if you happened to make a wrong move and missed place that you wish your vehicle to be, please do it safely. I know that this park is new but this is not an excuse for people not to observe safety in the parking lots. Cars were banging each other due to drivers who were too lazy to observe traffic direction. For example, one car went on the wrong direction in the one way traffic in the parking area, then another car was heading out of the lot in the right direction. BANGED! Head to head collision.
Cars without 'handicap' labels are found parking in handicap lot. This actually alerted the police to the scene. Although BTP is private property but that doesnt mean that you could do anything you want... Frequently, I am having customers-on-wheels doing prawn fishing at my facility. Come on people, we all have legs that can walk. Please spare a thought for those who are less fortunate lor.
The carparks nearest to the restaurant are the most wanted lots in BTP. Even during weekday's nights. There are 200 lots in BTP and during weekday's nights, there are plenty of lots available but some drivers are just simply too lazy to park in the lots. They park anywhere they want and in the end, obstructing traffic. Two opposite lanes become one. Where? The road just beside the prawn pond lor. 5 vehicles were found along this road on the 11th Jan 07 around 8pm. If you take a look at the carpark, there are plenty of lots around! Hey guys, if you are the owners to those vehicles mentioned at that time of the day, please be advised that very soon, the 'yellow sports rims' will be implemented in the park if you all are going to park anywhere you wish even when there are plenty of lots around. In order to have the "yellow sports rims" removed... pay the fine lor... and you vehicle will be released. Otherwise, it would be towed away and get ready to pay more.
Afterall, BTP has always been very kind to such situations but people simply just couldnt understand the kindness and they are beginning to 'make-full-use' of it.
"Ooi, I come here to eat one leh. I pay money one leh. I park where I like lor. So what?"
If you are going to react like the above, shame on you! You could stop your nonsense and keep the rest later to tell the police when they arrive. Damn ugly singaporeans!
During the day, many taxis do 'drop by' in the compound and also private cars as well. Guess what they do?
These fellows came into the park to clean up their cars! They dump all the used parking coupons in the parking lots. Unwanted mineral bottles, plastic bags, receipts, etc... all into the private compound... They even took out their carpets to clean! They dont visit the park for any of the services available. They simply drive into the park and empty their trash in the park and then leave the park happily ever after..."My car so clean now...."
Shame on you!!!
Many people do not know that BTP is a private park and parking is free as well. Many people drive into the park and after they have parked their cars, they started to tear their coupons. One customer came asking me,
"Err... free parking huh? Aiyo, I tear coupons liao leh... how? Can claim or not? How come never put signs say 'Free Parking'? How leh? It is the park fault lah... now I wasted two coupons... all your fault lah... you all should pay for my lost..."
Get lost man...
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