Singapore has a very scary place for parking your cars, Multi Storey Car Parks.....

I never like MSCP and apparently, more and more of such auto thefts are happening in MSCP.

"Install security camera?"
(Wait until we lost our bonnets, brakes, rims, etc... then install?")

"How many MSCPs in Singapore have security cameras? Huh?"

What kind of security do car owners get to 'enjoy' for paying to park in HDB carparks? We paid when due but when thefts happened, they are not responsible. What is this?

Even a tree branch fell onto my car and caused a dent.... they are not responsible at all but I paid for parking leh. How come like that? The trees are planted by.... who?

THEN WHY PAY TO PARK WHEN THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INCIDENTS LIKE THESE? WE PAID TO PARK WHEN TOLD TO DO SO. WE DID PAY. IF WE DON'T PAY WE ALSO PAY AS SUMMONS.

"PARK AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

"BUT I PAID FOR PARKING LEH!!!!!!!!! @#$%@#$%@$%^%$^$"

Season parking fees to maintain the facility and not security. It looks like we also LL have to park and face such thefts in MSCP. If we don't buy season parking or put coupons, we also lose money in another way.....

PARK OR NOT PARK OR PAY OR NOT PAY.....

I AM CONFUSED.

At least in some parts of the world when you pay for parking, your car will be in safe hands! Here in Singapore, pay plus take the risk......
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Dangerous inconsiderate driver along Upper Changi Road

"*&^*%$$&*^*(#&)&@&(@&(&(&(^^&*@&$@&%!!%@&%#$#&%"

(scold until breathless....)

Can you all see what the F this F'er put in his car?

The unbecoming of an angler....

It took me very long to update any pics from the sailfish competition in Kuala Rompin due to several reasons. I am very disheartened by someone whom we used to call friend as he has been putting words in friends' mouths and even used their names willfully with ill intention against a good friend of mine.

My friends, you all could read abit of the 'juice' he created at this following link, http://www.fishing.net.my/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12298.

Sad but true................

Apparently, my name is also used by him in the above link. I have not spoken to him in a long time and have not spoken to him at all for the past few months. He made up so many stories trying to make believe others but lies are lies... Chinese has a saying, "Paper cannot cover fire..."

I have no idea what happened to him and what is his intention for doing such things. Singaporeans were deemed fighting themselves and showing off their battle in the M'sia forum. This guy has brought shame to Singaporeans as his actions are so childish.

When I was registering at the competition, someone from his team came talking bad about my dear friend. It is only a competition but somehow it seems like a battle between heaven and earth while my dear friend was simply ignoring them and their ill actions against him.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

We as Singaporeans, we should all stand together and show the world what we are made of. Instead of backstabbing each other in a foreign land. Even if we are from different teams, we should be cheering for Singapore as we are from the same country. Patriotism? It is hardly seen... signz...

Although things were seem so bad during the competition, there were still LIGHT among the darkness. Two different teams from Singapore were seen shaking hands and smiling at each other and even cheering for each other during the competition even though when there were team mates who hated the other team. This spirit is very encouraging. I was very disheartened during the competition as there were so much politics going around among the same countrymen but when I saw the other team's members smiling at me and said 'Good Luck!" to us, I was greatly encouraged by the incident.

I really want to thank all those 'angels' from the other teams and even the m'sians are showing great sportsmanship towards Singaporeans. Apparently, one of TWU Team's boat had a malfunction and they were apparently very far out where phones were useless toys out there to call for SOS. A team from M'sia apparently saved them from drifting far out into South China Sea. This is what sportsmanship is for. Even if we are competing against each other, we should be encouraging each other to work hard and fight a good battle. At the end of the day, we will all know that we fought a good fight and let the friendship move on further over a few beers and cheers for the winners.

Let's not sow evil to reap evil against anyone. We should all do good to each other especially when we are all representing our country in a foreign land. Let rest the evil as the light will arrest them sooner or later as darkness prevails not against the TRUTH.

Wake up man!!! Get a life somewhere!!!

"I don't know leh....."

Just a few days ago, a group of Navy personnel suddenly appeared in the park doing 'treasure hunt'. It was mid afternoon and suddenly I noticed that a lot of cars suddenly were speeding into the park and people were gathering around. Many were holding some A4 size envelopes walking around with pens and paper as well. They seemed to be in a hurry and drove their cars pretty fast around.

Out of curiosity, I verified with BTP's manager in regards to the sudden commotions in the park. Apparently, these people never inform the management that they were utilizing the park for their 'treasure hunt'.

These servicemen were really 'fast and furious'. They proceeded to the family shelter and started unpacking stacked up chairs and tables for their usage. Notebook was plugged into the power point for power and fans were turned on to cool the immerse afternoon heat.

Upon questioning, the IC replied, "I didn't know that this is a private park at all."

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Ok, he said that he did not know that Bottle Tree Park is a private park. This is absolutely fine.

In order to join the RSN, personnel must at least have some brains and common sense with a cert, right?

WHERE GOT PUBLIC PARKS IN SINGAPORE GOT CHAIRS, TABLES, POWER POINTS, FANS AND SHELTER FOR FREE USAGE?!?!!!???!!!

If you have brains, you would be wondering how come there are such equipment around beside a restaurant? These people from RSN have no courtesy to even ask. Is it that difficult to ask? Luckily these IDIOTS did not go to the counter and take what they want from the store without paying... Oh come on... where got free lunches in Singapore? Even community services need money to run as well. You guys just come and go as you like... please lor... &*^#*&^#* wake up your ideas man!

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Some stupid questions asked,

"How come this is a private park?"
"Why cannot use the things here?"
"Not free one meh?"

Dear RSN servicemen, do you find lots of free tables, chairs, power points and fans in Botanic Gardens for general public to use? Botanic Garden is a public park leh. Your answer of "I don't know that this is a private park." is absolutely invalid. You guys simply can't be bothered to ask lah.

So many departments from MINDEF have held events at the park before. Each organizer had come to find out about the park before they came to use the facilities installed.

You guys simply 'SELF-SERVICED'. Shame shame....

What happened when you have our country men in other countries?

Singapore is such a small little country in this world but it is not hard to find our fellow country men all around the globe.

There are so many singaporeans all around the world. In USA, M'sia, France, UK etc...

I have friends who had stayed in different parts of the world and one of the common reason that why they chose to come back to Singapore is simply because fellow country men do not look after their own fellow country men. Isn't this sad?

The strife among singaporeans overseas are very common. Each tries to outwit each other to climb higher at the expense of their friendship. Most of them are always on their own and very selfish as well. Although not all singaporeans are like that but such incidents are happening everyday around the world.

Even in inter-national events, singaporeans fought each other in the public and made a fool of themselves in the papers. Two sportsmen punched each other up in neighboring countries....

Whereas when we're back in our homeland, such things ain't so extreme though. Why?

Why? How many people here actually know your neighbour's name? Their jobs? Most of us are all closed-door-singaporeans.

Whenever I am outstation for any reasons, I always see singaporeans fighting singaporeans. Why aren't we looking after each other in foreign lands instead? Our neighbors actually demonstrate better espirit de corp among them. They are out there to shine for their country and no matter what teams they are in, it doesn't make a difference as they are all from the same flag. Singaporeans? A very different story...

Do we carry our flag in other countries and killing our own fellow people to shine oneself? A sad but true story for us...

What happened when you have our country men in other countries?

Singapore is such a small little country in this world but it is not hard to find our fellow country men all around the globe.

There are so many singaporeans all around the world. In USA, M'sia, France, UK etc...

I have friends who had stayed in different parts of the world and one of the common reason that why they chose to come back to Singapore is simply because fellow country men do not look after their own fellow country men. Isn't this sad?

The strife among singaporeans overseas are very common. Each tries to outwit each other to climb higher at the expense of their friendship. Most of them are always on their own and very selfish as well. Although not all singaporeans are like that but such incidents are happening everyday around the world.

Even in inter-national events, singaporeans fought each other in the public and made a fool of themselves in the papers. Two sportsmen punched each other up in neighboring countries....

Whereas when we're back in our homeland, such things ain't so extreme though. Why?

Why? How many people here actually know your neighbour's name? Their jobs? Most of us are all closed-door-singaporeans.

Whenever I am outstation for any reasons, I always see singaporeans fighting singaporeans. Why aren't we looking after each other in foreign lands instead? Our neighbors actually demonstrate better espirit de corp among them. They are out there to shine for their country and no matter what teams they are in, it doesn't make a difference as they are all from the same flag. Singaporeans? A very different story...

Do we carry our flag in other countries and killing our own fellow people to shine oneself? A sad but true story for us...

A good piece.....

It has been some times since I last blogged... just too busy with the word - lazy as well. Kekeke...

Last week, I met another stranger... another STRANGE man...

"Hi, how much is it for prawn fishing?"
"$14.50 an hour sir."
"Why are those people there (referring to the prawn fishing anglers) so stupid?"
"Beg your pardon, sir...?"
"I mean those people out there. So stupid! $14.50 can go NTUC buy alot of prawns! Hiaz... I just wonder why....."
"Sir, indeed you could purchase alot of prawns at NTUC but those prawns are all dead. It is not about the prawns but it is about having fun catching them and spending quality time with friends or family."
"I can buy prawns and cook them then spend good time with my family as well. Right?"
"Yes, you could. I am not stopping you from buying prawns from NTUC and I am not asking you to try prawn fishing as well. You have the liberty to choose what you want to do with your $14.50 and so the same for the rest of my customers as well."
"So stupid....."

Later on, he went on to talk to some of my customers... guess what... he got a good piece from them... hahaha

Know-everything-&-anyhow family day at the park.

When we run a business, definitely, we will face all kinds of problems with all kinds of customers. Dealing with hard-to-handle customers, we always have to put on a smile no matter what and do our best to resolve the situation. At the end of the day, running a business is about making money and not about creating enemies from customers.

There is a group of people which is hard to handle as well and they are NOT even customers. I call them the "Know-everything-&-anyhow".

These people would never contribute to the business. They will never buy anything from retail shops. They will never take out their wallet if their intention is to walk-walk-see-see only.

I have met many such cases at my business premises.

Know-everything-&-anyhow family day at the park.

Know-everything-&-anyhow grandma, "Fish prawn so expensive, market cheaper. Market prawn more fresh lah. Why these people waste money? So stupid! Market prawns more fresh lah."

How is it possible for a dead prawn to be fresher than a lively prawn?

Know-everything-&-anyhow uncle, "Aiyo, all these people so stupid. The operator feeds the prawn full full so that they catch nothing. So stupid. Waste money only. Go market buy better lah. Prawn fresher somemore."

If this uncle ever starts a prawn fishing business using such tactics, he would soon find his name in the history book. HISTORY!

Know-everything-&-anyhow wife, "Is it? They feed the prawns? Yalor... these people so stupid. Waste money. Prawns in market fresher lah."

The grandma's comment has a 'parroting' effect on the family. Dead prawns in market are fresher than live prawns.

Know-everything-&-anyhow family, "Stupid people. Waste money. Prawns in market are fresher lah. Hahahaha."

The above is not fiction nor just-for-laugh.

It happened yesterday at my place. This Know-everything-&-anyhow family was standing like only 3m away from the counter. Their Know-everything-&-anyhow comments started flying here and there. It was really irritating. As they were know-everything-&-anyhow commenting, their voices got louder.

Just then, a customer had just ended his session and packing his prawns at the packing station. He had a bag full of prawns. Know-everything-&-anyhow family looked at it and then said, "Market prawns look better and fresher. Hahahahaha. Waste money." The customer stared at them but they seemed so happy and started to get carried away.

"Hello. We don't feed our prawns here. We are doing a business here. We DON'T feed our prawns at all. We are doing a business here."

I had no choice but to 'interrupt' their behavior. Upon hearing from me, they 'lowered' their voices but I could still hear them from 5m clearly. (I was eating dinner on another table.) This time, I repeated firmly to them and finally, they kept their know-everything-&-anyhow mouths shut. They kept turning their heads back to look at me. I smiled back. Even as they were walking away, they kept turning back to see if I was still looking at them. Indeed, I kept my pair of eyes on them.

Apparently, this Know-everything-&-anyhow family was merely visiting the park for the first time. They did not have dinner at the park nor did they patronize any of the services in the park as well. They are not customers and then they know-everything-&-anyhow comment about the services...

Just another day at my premises....

"I just cannot park well........."

Just a few days back... I saw this... I wonder...

"I just cannot park well......."

FAQ for "Longkang Fishing"

FAQ

"Yesterday I came, must I pay again to let my children play in the longkang?"
Ans: Yes. (No free lunches alright? Tomorrow, must you still pay for your lunch? I have to pay rental everyday. No discount from Bottle Tree Park.)

"Can I get two nets instead of one? I will pay for the extra net. Two nets, one tank. Cheaper lah?!!???"
Ans: No. (You are asking for extra net and discount. Who is going to give me discount for my rental?)

"So, if I come everyday, then I have to pay $10 each time? Discount lah?"
Ans: No. (I don't believe you will come everyday without fail to let your child play at my longkang. So far, no one has done that yet. If you do, confirm give you discount.)

"At home so many tanks liao. I dont want the tanks. Just sell me the net lah."
Ans: No. (If everyone just purchase the net at $1.50 each, very soon I will be shaking leg at home and thinking about what should I do next..... no more longkang next month already.)

"Just give me a net lah. I dont want the fish. Just let my kid play play lah. Catch and release only. Ok? I will tell no one."
Ans: No. (You will definitely tell everyone how stupid the counter guy is for allowing you to let your kids play for free. FAT HOPE.)

"I have three kids. Can 2 plus one free?"
Ans: No. ("Boss, I pay two months rental in a row, then one month free can?")

"Weekdays nevermind lah. Give discount lah. I buy one more net from you lah. No need tank. I know weekend cannot but weekday more relax abit lah."
Ans: No. (Weekdays or weekends, all the same. Everyday I am paying rent and no such days as 'relax' days for me either.)

"I use my own things, give special lah."
Ans: No. If you use your own things, you will be stopped immediately. we have to be fair to all customers.


Please bear in mind that if you are going to allow your kids play in the longkang without paying, it is as good as stealing from me. Don't tell me that they are children and they don't know anything. You as parents, should have stopped them. Instead of letting them doing what they want.

Yesterday, a big family of at least 15 came to the park. At least 4 boys were catching fish at my longkang using their bare hands. Despite countless times of warning them not to, they just kept going. Their parents just turned a deaf ear to my staff. The kids were catching fish and feeding to the fish at the main entrance to the restaurant where the reception is. They were all cheering for their kids when the kids brought 'stolen' fish from the longkang to feed the pacus and peacock basses.

I had no choice and so I told the kids not to carry on with their 'tricks' by giving them a stern look but with a smile in the end. They left and came back almost immediately when I walked away. They hid behind the rocks where my counter couldn't see them at all. They were all having fun and what gave them away was their loud cheering and laughters.

I went up to them and asked what were they doing. The youngest of the pack said, "Err... nothing lah. Just looking."

"Who gave you permission to catch the fish from my longkang and feed the fish?", I asked sternly. He ran away immediately.

I turned around, the elder brother was acting blurr and making stupid noise.

"Boy, why did you steal my fish?"
"No I didn't! It's the younger one...'
"Since you know that why didn't you stop him?"
"Errr......."

He stood there stoned like a rock. Eyes on the floor and almost shivering...

"GO!"

He ran away immediately.

The parents saw me with their kids, they quickly stood up and walked away and left their kids alone to face me...

What are the singaporeans becoming to?

Ugly...... very.

"Why must you spit before you pee?"

Reporter, "Mr Spit (not his real name to protect his identity), why must you spit before you relief yourself? I saw you doing it just now."

Mr Spit, "Err... were you following me?"

Reporter, "No sir. I happen to be doing a medical research in regards to this kind of habit."

Mr Spit, "Oh I see....."

Reporter, "So sir, why must you spit when you pee?"

Mr Spit, "Err.... to check on myself lor. See whether that thing is functioning correctly or not lor....."

Reporter, "Is there really any medical truth behind such a habit that you may happen to know to proof what you have just mentioned?"

Mr Spit, "Err.... dont know leh."

"I realized that you actually missed and your spit ended up on top of the urinal but you did not clean up your mess. Why not?"

"Errr..... got toilet cleaners mah.... if not they have no job leh....."

"Are you really sure that your spitting habit would help to improve the number of jobs available in Singapore?"

"Errr.... dont know lah. Why your question so complicated one?"

"Sir, could I ask you a few more questions?"

"Ok lor... less complicated one can?"

"Sure. Alright, first question. If you don't spit before relieving yourself, would your penis malfunction?"

"Of course no lah... errr...."

"Sir, then why must you spit?"

"I told you liao. To check mah.... check my penis working or not lor..."

"Sir, what do you mean by working or not?"

"Aiyo... at night can poke poke or not lor..."

"Does spitting confirm that your sex organ is not malfunctioning?"

"Err... no lah...'

"Do you spit on your spouse or or sex partner before having sex to check on your penis to see if it is still functioning?"

"Of coz no lah! Dirty leh!"

"Then why do you say that your spitting is to check on your penis then?"

"Aiyo.... habit lah! Old people say one....."

"So, does spitting enhances your bedroom performance?"

"No lor..."

"Does spitting make you penis longer?"

"Err.... no lah!"

"Does spitting confirm your organs are working?"

"Haiz... no."

"Does spitting help you to relief yourself better?"

"Of course no lah..."

"So, would you clean up your spit if you miss again?"

"Err...... yes... NO lah."

"Welcome to the Club of Ugly Singaporeans."

"What?!???!!! *&%^^%$#&**&"

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The next time when you visit the toilet, take a look around. Are you one of those who are helping to "create" job opportunities in Singapore?

Think about it.