"Why must you spit before you pee?"

Reporter, "Mr Spit (not his real name to protect his identity), why must you spit before you relief yourself? I saw you doing it just now."

Mr Spit, "Err... were you following me?"

Reporter, "No sir. I happen to be doing a medical research in regards to this kind of habit."

Mr Spit, "Oh I see....."

Reporter, "So sir, why must you spit when you pee?"

Mr Spit, "Err.... to check on myself lor. See whether that thing is functioning correctly or not lor....."

Reporter, "Is there really any medical truth behind such a habit that you may happen to know to proof what you have just mentioned?"

Mr Spit, "Err.... dont know leh."

"I realized that you actually missed and your spit ended up on top of the urinal but you did not clean up your mess. Why not?"

"Errr..... got toilet cleaners mah.... if not they have no job leh....."

"Are you really sure that your spitting habit would help to improve the number of jobs available in Singapore?"

"Errr.... dont know lah. Why your question so complicated one?"

"Sir, could I ask you a few more questions?"

"Ok lor... less complicated one can?"

"Sure. Alright, first question. If you don't spit before relieving yourself, would your penis malfunction?"

"Of course no lah... errr...."

"Sir, then why must you spit?"

"I told you liao. To check mah.... check my penis working or not lor..."

"Sir, what do you mean by working or not?"

"Aiyo... at night can poke poke or not lor..."

"Does spitting confirm that your sex organ is not malfunctioning?"

"Err... no lah...'

"Do you spit on your spouse or or sex partner before having sex to check on your penis to see if it is still functioning?"

"Of coz no lah! Dirty leh!"

"Then why do you say that your spitting is to check on your penis then?"

"Aiyo.... habit lah! Old people say one....."

"So, does spitting enhances your bedroom performance?"

"No lor..."

"Does spitting make you penis longer?"

"Err.... no lah!"

"Does spitting confirm your organs are working?"

"Haiz... no."

"Does spitting help you to relief yourself better?"

"Of course no lah..."

"So, would you clean up your spit if you miss again?"

"Err...... yes... NO lah."

"Welcome to the Club of Ugly Singaporeans."

"What?!???!!! *&%^^%$#&**&"

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The next time when you visit the toilet, take a look around. Are you one of those who are helping to "create" job opportunities in Singapore?

Think about it.