Some FAQ lately.....

Some FAQ lately...

Man One: "Fishing main pond, how ah?"
Ans: "Fishing is only available during weekend and public holidays. 8am - 5pm only. $35.00 per rod. Rod rental is available but you have to bring your own baits."
Man One: "I see. So... Mon to Fri got open or not?"
Ans: ".........."
Man One: "Got sell baits or not?"
Ans: "...................."

"I wonder why do people ask about something and when the answers are given, they seem not to understand the answers at all. They have to ask again but with a different approach. Even at different approach, ain't the answers the same in the first place?"


Man Two, "You all got replenish prawns one or not?"
Ans, "Never!"
Man Two. "Then how come they can catch prawns?"
Ans, "Trust me, 5 months never put prawns liao."
Man Two, "5 months!!! Give me two hours."

"Negative approach produces positive results?"


Man Three, "So many prawns caught, you all got replenish prawns or not?"
Ans, "Yes, of course. We top up whenever necessary."
Man Three, "Then, got big prawns or not? Or is that photo bluff people one?"
Ans, "Got. Sir, we are honest business men here."
Man Three, "How I know you got put prawns?"
Ans, ".........."
Man Three, "You say got top up, how I know you bluff me or not?"
Ans, "..................."
Man Three's wife, "WTF are you doing? Stop asking stupid questions! If no prawns, then why is there so many people? Sorry hor... paiseh..."
Man Three, "Then the big one people catch liao. Then you got top up or not?"
Ans, "We do top them up sir, whenever stocks are available, almost daily."
Man Three, "How I know you got top up?"
Ans, "........................................................"
Man Three's wife, "Shut up! Let's go!"

"Being smart is good, overly smart is a form of stupidity. This is a chinese saying."