"This is the latest ENN (Edward's News Network) report. People have sighted ABC (a-li-get-de, bua-ya, co-co-dar) in Yishun. ENN warns all people who is reading this 'news flash' now to be careful as ABC poses a danger to the general public. Meanwhile, Ed-san (E'do-san) from Whitewater Recreations is looking into this 'serious' matter and he promises the public that no one will come to harm as he will ensure that the ABC is handled probably accordingly to the standards of AVA (Animal is VIP Authority). Please stay tuned for midnight news (if any)."
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