Disappearing car doors???

The future of car doors.... is here.....

Software Husband 1.0

Hahaha.... this is very funny..... =) enjoy reading.....


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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and
World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour
7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-
Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to
improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Prawn fishing at $30 for 4hours!!!

My dear friends, a great promotions for all prawn lovers. Don't miss out!!!

Location: Bishan
Date: 1st January 08 (only)
Promotion: $30 for 4hours.

More information, pls visit and ask them yourself HERE.

Dangerous inconsiderate driver along Upper Changi Road

"*&^*%$$&*^*(#&)&@&(@&(&(&(^^&*@&$@&%!!%@&%#$#&%"

(scold until breathless....)

Can you all see what the F this F'er put in his car?

Thank you my friends who have called me up to ask me where did I MIA(missing in action) to. I have left Whitewater Recreations and I am no longer providing my services for her anymore. Meanwhile, I am rotting at home and anxious of getting a fine job with a good pay. If you have any, do drop me a call, appreciated. My front 6 back 4 pots brakes are arriving in January... my defi meters are on the way... my kevlar high mount is ready for pick up... kevlar boot also, bonnet too!!! Kevlar 3 meters hood too too too!!!

Eeks!!! I need a job quick!!!

Hey people, I am fine and well. Thank you very much for the concern and the calls that I received from you all, greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

UK White Trashes... in Singapore

You guys sure made a fool of yourself in the cyberworld.

Watch it, the BIG GUY up there is watching!

Bastards!!!

When could I have a holiday?

It has been a while since I fished and this blog of mine is not getting fishy at all. My friends are all going up and down the causeway while I am here in Singapore only get to listen to what were my friends' trophies out there with what reels and what line.... sighz.... I wish I could be out there too for a holiday.

Maybe a trip to Thailand, or even better... a trip to Australia like Melbourne or Gold Coast...

I wish I could have more time but somehow or rather... time is never enough when I am trying to find my pot of gold.

In business... it is like a gamble. Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose...

"Identify the problem and solve it!"

It is simple to say than to get it done but sometimes... we just need to.... JUST DO IT!!!

I have to act fast, even faster... otherwise the company may need to draw blood from blood bank. Blood is not cheap!

Sometimes..... when you are in such a sticky situation.... you may think that it is coming to an end..... suddenly, at the end of the tunnel you see a glimpse of light... and seriously... light is there.

Then you will realized that you have crossed another hurdle in life and it has 'level up' your strength. The BIG GUY up there... is always watching...

Time to sort things out and fight the fight and plan for a holiday!!! Yipee!!!

How far can you fly it?

Give it a try when you are bored in the office and don't feel like doing your work. Kekeke...

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

This is brought to you by Microsoft Flight Simulator X.

Beer Garden at Bottle Tree Park

Finally, the beer garden at Bottle Tree Park has started it operation on last Friday. This add-on to the park is greatly welcomed by my customers at the prawn pond as it is situated right beside the pond.

It operates daily. Sun - Thurs, 5pm - 12am. Fri & Sat, 5pm - 2am.

The beer garden is brought to you by Bottle Tree Pte Ltd.

8-8.5km/l on Auto WRX 07, possible?

Many people have asked me how do I achieve such FC on my ride. Basically, it is the way u drive I guess.

I have never finished a tank of fuel with stock rims and tires and thus I couldn't comment about the stock JDM rims that come with the automatic JDM WRX.

Since day one, I swapped my stock rims already. I am on 18", Rays United Arrows S05. (Very light rims.)

I added Varis to touch up my car with CF trim, just the window A pillars and an exhaust cutter. Such trims have no extra performance hor. Heehee.

Next, I swapped my stock muffle to HKS Legamax. Finally, the boxer is alive!!! The boxer note is loud now but it is still pretty nice and quiet in the cabin of the car since it is only a muffler swap and has NO CAT BACK with through pipe.

Next, I changed my springs. I used Tein H Tech for comfort reasons. I find that the car does not nose down that much anymore compared to stock springs. The braking feel is better now as the nose down problem with stock springs is over.

I have good friends who give me good recommendation in performance and looks. If you are a new owners, please find such friends and you will learn more from them. I am learning joyously. Listen to the them and go try it out yourself.

Currently, I always hit 380km - 400km constantly on about 45-46l of Esso 5000. The best FC ever achieved is 408km and the low fuel warning light has not even lighted up. I top up at the station just in case the light is faulty. I pumped 45l only!!! Of course I cant use this single data for analysis about this car's FC. My experience tells me that as long as I keep my foot light, I could easily achieve 8-8.5km/l from Esso 5000.

The worst FC ever, 300km/l is what I have done. I was hitting 4500-5500rpm most of the time on the road with that tank of fuel. I was having fun on the road doing soft launch. I am not racing hor. 70kph road, I revved to hit 70kph. That's all. Auto WRX is a fun ride to have if you have become a lazy person like me as I hate jams in Singapore. To clutch in and out in traffic jams is always a horrible experience when you could only travel like 30-40kph on the highway like CTE.

How do I achieve 8-8.5km/l?

I do not step hard on the gas to 'chiong chiong chiong' from stationary. I keep my rpm at about 2000-2500 when moving off. When the car has picked up speed, I will keep the rpm below 3000. Basically, this is not a hard thing to do if you are not in a hurry always.

FC is very subjective to the style of driving and even your engine. I guess I am very blessed to have an engine that runs well and gives me excellent FC even when it is a boxer.

Meanwhile, I am still on mineral oil for my engine. I will be doing my 2nd servicing soon and trust me, I am not doing it at MI this time. I am going for synthetic oil and I will do my servicing at BMS. I trust BMS like most scoobies do locally. I am not advertising for them hor... my experience with BMS is excellent. Ever since I swapped my muffler, my warranty with MI is over and I know that. I guess it is hard to drive a boxer engine with hearing it, indeed true!

Details in short:

FC:8-8.5km/l
Exhuast: HKS Legamax (muffler only)
Wheels: RAYS United Arrows S05, 225/40/18 with Eagle F1.
Springs: Tein H Tech
Fuel used: Esso 5000

"Why are you asking questions when the answers are written clearly?"

"Hi, how much is prawn fishing per hour? Hmmm... (looking at the price list). $14.50 for an hour?"

I pointed at the price list which she was looking at and then... she asked the same question again?

Then she asked.... "Why?" (She was asking why is $14.50/hr for prawn fishing.)

I just wonder why.....


Chinese have a very weird habit. For example when your friend saw that you are having your meal and he will ask you, "Having your meal huh?"

If you are watching news, he will ask, "Oh, watching news?"

If you are reading, he will ask, "Reading?"


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My niece, slightly more than a month old.

"SO CUTE!!!"

Stranger encounter with Picanto

In the whee..... hours (2.30am) today, I had a strange encounter with a KIA Picanto. I was travelling along PIE (Jurong) and exiting to CTE (AMK), I overtook a Picanto along the exit towards CTE when we were in the merging lanes. There were many cars along the exit to CTE and it actually took awhile to get to CTE.

When I was on CTE, I noticed that Picanto that I overtook was on my tail. So close till I couldn't even see the headlights. To avoid collision, I stepped on the gas but the Picanto stayed so close. He was pushing me..... Just to ensure that I wasn't in a dream, I checked six and the car was still there. So damn bloody close...

A KIA Picanto was pushing my ride... I wonder...

Finally, I have uploaded the pictures here... kekeke

HKS LEGAMAX legally. Heehee

Cool boxer note! It makes driving addictive. Backfired twice (engine aint tuned yet) and it is like 'sonic boom'... BOOM! *holding my breath*

The unbecoming of an angler....

It took me very long to update any pics from the sailfish competition in Kuala Rompin due to several reasons. I am very disheartened by someone whom we used to call friend as he has been putting words in friends' mouths and even used their names willfully with ill intention against a good friend of mine.

My friends, you all could read abit of the 'juice' he created at this following link, http://www.fishing.net.my/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12298.

Sad but true................

Apparently, my name is also used by him in the above link. I have not spoken to him in a long time and have not spoken to him at all for the past few months. He made up so many stories trying to make believe others but lies are lies... Chinese has a saying, "Paper cannot cover fire..."

I have no idea what happened to him and what is his intention for doing such things. Singaporeans were deemed fighting themselves and showing off their battle in the M'sia forum. This guy has brought shame to Singaporeans as his actions are so childish.

When I was registering at the competition, someone from his team came talking bad about my dear friend. It is only a competition but somehow it seems like a battle between heaven and earth while my dear friend was simply ignoring them and their ill actions against him.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

We as Singaporeans, we should all stand together and show the world what we are made of. Instead of backstabbing each other in a foreign land. Even if we are from different teams, we should be cheering for Singapore as we are from the same country. Patriotism? It is hardly seen... signz...

Although things were seem so bad during the competition, there were still LIGHT among the darkness. Two different teams from Singapore were seen shaking hands and smiling at each other and even cheering for each other during the competition even though when there were team mates who hated the other team. This spirit is very encouraging. I was very disheartened during the competition as there were so much politics going around among the same countrymen but when I saw the other team's members smiling at me and said 'Good Luck!" to us, I was greatly encouraged by the incident.

I really want to thank all those 'angels' from the other teams and even the m'sians are showing great sportsmanship towards Singaporeans. Apparently, one of TWU Team's boat had a malfunction and they were apparently very far out where phones were useless toys out there to call for SOS. A team from M'sia apparently saved them from drifting far out into South China Sea. This is what sportsmanship is for. Even if we are competing against each other, we should be encouraging each other to work hard and fight a good battle. At the end of the day, we will all know that we fought a good fight and let the friendship move on further over a few beers and cheers for the winners.

Let's not sow evil to reap evil against anyone. We should all do good to each other especially when we are all representing our country in a foreign land. Let rest the evil as the light will arrest them sooner or later as darkness prevails not against the TRUTH.

Wake up man!!! Get a life somewhere!!!

"I slept two days onboard....."

Hello friends, sorry for the delay of the photos in regards to my trip up north not too long ago. I will reduce the size of the photos soon before posting in here. Not much though as I slept two days onboard... hahahaha. Yes, I slept for two days.... super slacker??? A good time for get-away for me. Kekekekeke...

Oh, it isn't seasickness that got me but it is the Z monster... I was lucky that my legs were not bitten off by any sharks out there as there was one sailfish got its head bitten off during battle when I was hanging my legs out of the boat enjoying the sun. Kekeke

From my friends who are divers and who plotted Lanjut area informed us that there is sharks and many... huge fellows too!!! They saw.... BULL SHARKS......

Watch it guys.... mind the sharks!

I WANT THIS!!!

"I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT...."

"I don't know leh....."

Just a few days ago, a group of Navy personnel suddenly appeared in the park doing 'treasure hunt'. It was mid afternoon and suddenly I noticed that a lot of cars suddenly were speeding into the park and people were gathering around. Many were holding some A4 size envelopes walking around with pens and paper as well. They seemed to be in a hurry and drove their cars pretty fast around.

Out of curiosity, I verified with BTP's manager in regards to the sudden commotions in the park. Apparently, these people never inform the management that they were utilizing the park for their 'treasure hunt'.

These servicemen were really 'fast and furious'. They proceeded to the family shelter and started unpacking stacked up chairs and tables for their usage. Notebook was plugged into the power point for power and fans were turned on to cool the immerse afternoon heat.

Upon questioning, the IC replied, "I didn't know that this is a private park at all."

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Ok, he said that he did not know that Bottle Tree Park is a private park. This is absolutely fine.

In order to join the RSN, personnel must at least have some brains and common sense with a cert, right?

WHERE GOT PUBLIC PARKS IN SINGAPORE GOT CHAIRS, TABLES, POWER POINTS, FANS AND SHELTER FOR FREE USAGE?!?!!!???!!!

If you have brains, you would be wondering how come there are such equipment around beside a restaurant? These people from RSN have no courtesy to even ask. Is it that difficult to ask? Luckily these IDIOTS did not go to the counter and take what they want from the store without paying... Oh come on... where got free lunches in Singapore? Even community services need money to run as well. You guys just come and go as you like... please lor... &*^#*&^#* wake up your ideas man!

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Some stupid questions asked,

"How come this is a private park?"
"Why cannot use the things here?"
"Not free one meh?"

Dear RSN servicemen, do you find lots of free tables, chairs, power points and fans in Botanic Gardens for general public to use? Botanic Garden is a public park leh. Your answer of "I don't know that this is a private park." is absolutely invalid. You guys simply can't be bothered to ask lah.

So many departments from MINDEF have held events at the park before. Each organizer had come to find out about the park before they came to use the facilities installed.

You guys simply 'SELF-SERVICED'. Shame shame....

What happened when you have our country men in other countries?

Singapore is such a small little country in this world but it is not hard to find our fellow country men all around the globe.

There are so many singaporeans all around the world. In USA, M'sia, France, UK etc...

I have friends who had stayed in different parts of the world and one of the common reason that why they chose to come back to Singapore is simply because fellow country men do not look after their own fellow country men. Isn't this sad?

The strife among singaporeans overseas are very common. Each tries to outwit each other to climb higher at the expense of their friendship. Most of them are always on their own and very selfish as well. Although not all singaporeans are like that but such incidents are happening everyday around the world.

Even in inter-national events, singaporeans fought each other in the public and made a fool of themselves in the papers. Two sportsmen punched each other up in neighboring countries....

Whereas when we're back in our homeland, such things ain't so extreme though. Why?

Why? How many people here actually know your neighbour's name? Their jobs? Most of us are all closed-door-singaporeans.

Whenever I am outstation for any reasons, I always see singaporeans fighting singaporeans. Why aren't we looking after each other in foreign lands instead? Our neighbors actually demonstrate better espirit de corp among them. They are out there to shine for their country and no matter what teams they are in, it doesn't make a difference as they are all from the same flag. Singaporeans? A very different story...

Do we carry our flag in other countries and killing our own fellow people to shine oneself? A sad but true story for us...