2007-05-26
2007-05-21
Pretty babe at the counter..........
One usual day at Bottle Tree park, at the counter..........
A pretty lady was standing at the prawn fishing counter..........
"Hello!", pretty babe.
"Hi! What can I do for you?"
"Errrr......."
Pointing at the price list, at the $10.00....
"Longkang fishing, $10.00 har?"
"Yes!"
Pointing at the words - 'whole day'....
"Whole day har?"
"Ya.."
Pointing at the $14.50....
"Prawn fishing... $14.50 one hour har?"
"Yes..."
"Extra hour, extra 30mins har?"
"Err... ya...."
Pointing at the operating hours....
"Open from 9am to 12am har?"
"Yes....."
Pointing at the word - daily.....
"Wow... daily har?"
"Indeed......"
"Oki! Thank you!"
"You are most welcomed......"
I believe this pretty babe knows the language - english, pretty well like herself...
But.... why is she asking me about things that are written clearly on the paper?
She isnt the only one... lots of them do it as well......... pretty or not, it doesnt really matter. They just do it... JUST DO IT!
A pretty lady was standing at the prawn fishing counter..........
"Hello!", pretty babe.
"Hi! What can I do for you?"
"Errrr......."
Pointing at the price list, at the $10.00....
"Longkang fishing, $10.00 har?"
"Yes!"
Pointing at the words - 'whole day'....
"Whole day har?"
"Ya.."
Pointing at the $14.50....
"Prawn fishing... $14.50 one hour har?"
"Yes..."
"Extra hour, extra 30mins har?"
"Err... ya...."
Pointing at the operating hours....
"Open from 9am to 12am har?"
"Yes....."
Pointing at the word - daily.....
"Wow... daily har?"
"Indeed......"
"Oki! Thank you!"
"You are most welcomed......"
I believe this pretty babe knows the language - english, pretty well like herself...
But.... why is she asking me about things that are written clearly on the paper?
She isnt the only one... lots of them do it as well......... pretty or not, it doesnt really matter. They just do it... JUST DO IT!
2007-05-17
SAY NO TO PAINTED SHELLS - HERMIT CRAB
First look at the painted shells... fantastic marketing strategy!
When I looked closer... alot of chipped paint are found on the hermit crab's body. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
Seriously, alot of pple are asking me in regards to these hermit crabs. I would tell them that I am no expect. They should go ask those who are selling it instead. They should know more and the ones that I have, are my pets and I treat them the way I see fit to keep them alive and happy.
Thus, I say no to painted shells but it doesnt mean that you have to follow my advice.
Maybe those who are really interested in hermit crabs, pls read The Crab Street Journal.
I believe you will know how I feel about painted shells...
When I looked closer... alot of chipped paint are found on the hermit crab's body. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
Seriously, alot of pple are asking me in regards to these hermit crabs. I would tell them that I am no expect. They should go ask those who are selling it instead. They should know more and the ones that I have, are my pets and I treat them the way I see fit to keep them alive and happy.
Thus, I say no to painted shells but it doesnt mean that you have to follow my advice.
Maybe those who are really interested in hermit crabs, pls read The Crab Street Journal.
I believe you will know how I feel about painted shells...
2007-05-14
Thank you! Thank you!
Hello people,
Thank you for the great response in regards to the cutie pinkie bluey lobsters. They are all sold out.
I took two home today. One of them has a few legs missing and the other, left over as it is less perfect - one big one small claw.
My tank is becoming a nursery. I have two almost perfect ones. Two less perfect and two that have legs missing. 6 of them, all inside my 1' by 1/2' FIVEPLAN Tank and a GEX Bio-filter.
As many have asked me what am I feeding them with, basically I feed them with frozen red worms and also the food that is for sales at my counter meant for lobsters (Japan product). All of them are eating the food that I give them happily.
For those who experienced 'fasting'. I suggest that you all please get them a proper home like mine. As these pinkie bluey lobsters are hybrid. They are very hard to come by. When these little fellows are in a 'good' home, I believe they will feed readily.
If you are willing to bring them home and so, please take good care of them. If you are experiencing extreme difficulty with them, please contact me and I will do my best to help out. Please be a responsible 'parent'. Otherwise, I suggest that you return the lobsters back to me and I will take good care of them. When back in good health, I will find responsible owners for them once more.
Meanwhile, I have no remaining stocks due to the overwhelming demand. I could still take order online and would delivery them asap upon new batch of these cuties.
Meanwhile... got other colors coming... Hahahahaha
Thank you for the great response in regards to the cutie pinkie bluey lobsters. They are all sold out.
I took two home today. One of them has a few legs missing and the other, left over as it is less perfect - one big one small claw.
My tank is becoming a nursery. I have two almost perfect ones. Two less perfect and two that have legs missing. 6 of them, all inside my 1' by 1/2' FIVEPLAN Tank and a GEX Bio-filter.
As many have asked me what am I feeding them with, basically I feed them with frozen red worms and also the food that is for sales at my counter meant for lobsters (Japan product). All of them are eating the food that I give them happily.
For those who experienced 'fasting'. I suggest that you all please get them a proper home like mine. As these pinkie bluey lobsters are hybrid. They are very hard to come by. When these little fellows are in a 'good' home, I believe they will feed readily.
If you are willing to bring them home and so, please take good care of them. If you are experiencing extreme difficulty with them, please contact me and I will do my best to help out. Please be a responsible 'parent'. Otherwise, I suggest that you return the lobsters back to me and I will take good care of them. When back in good health, I will find responsible owners for them once more.
Meanwhile, I have no remaining stocks due to the overwhelming demand. I could still take order online and would delivery them asap upon new batch of these cuties.
Meanwhile... got other colors coming... Hahahahaha
2007-05-09
Careful of mud holes along the side of the road (Lor Chencharu)
Today, a little mishap occurred along Lor Chencharu. A huge truck got stuck in the mud by the side of the road. The aft wheels sank almost half a ft deep into the mud. Currently, recuse operation is in progress and hopefully the truck could be rescued soon. For visitors to the park, do keep an eye open for mud holes along the side of the road when driving along Lor Chencharu. I believe the contractors will filled up the holes but it is smart to play safe.
Oh, too bad that the truck's license number is not 4 digits. Hahahaha
Oh, too bad that the truck's license number is not 4 digits. Hahahaha
2007-05-07
2007-05-04
Hermit Crabs!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!
This four little fellows are Whitewater Recreations latest addition. NOT FOR SALES!!!
THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!
2007-05-02
I HATE TAXIS!!!
After so many years of utilizing taxi services... I have finally gotten myself a car to drive on the road. As a public transport user in the past, I have come across many close encounters with other vehicles on the road. Most of the time, the faults lie on the taxi drivers.
Now, I am driving daily on the road and my experience with taxi drivers has always made me to keep both my eyes open for them while I am on the road. I always try to keep away from them but as you know, the taxis on the road in Singapore are like ants!
You could simply not avoid them at all..... sad but true.
On the 30th April 07, I was involved in a collision. A BMW 7 series collided into my humble Lancer's butt. The driver involved is at fault but all these happened because of a mutherfLicker taxi driver.
I was turning left into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 from Upp Serangoon Ave 1. The left turn has two lanes. I was on the left and the mutherfLicker was on the right. When the traffic was clear, like normal, we began to move off into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3. The mutherfLicker turned into me! I e-braked immediately and at the same time, I sounded the horn. I had no choice but to stop and just then, someone from behind collided into my car's butt. All thanks to the mutherfLicker!
The idiot almost stopped infront of me but upon realizing what he had caused, he sped away immediately. He had a passenger in his backseat and I hoped the passenger is still alived.
His CB license plate number is SHB1249(?).
I just went to doc today for a simple checkup. I was experiencing pain on my upper back and neck. The doc told me that I might have a whiplash from the accident. So, he started to examine my back.
"Pain? Pain? Pain?....."
"No... no.... no.... ARGH!!!"
"Oh, ok. You are hurt here. Do try to rest more these few days. Ok?"
"Ok....."
I have written in to the TP and waiting for a positive response from them. Hopefully, this mutherfLicker will get what he deserves! CB!
Sorry for the explicit. I am damn pissed... paiseh.
Now, I am driving daily on the road and my experience with taxi drivers has always made me to keep both my eyes open for them while I am on the road. I always try to keep away from them but as you know, the taxis on the road in Singapore are like ants!
You could simply not avoid them at all..... sad but true.
On the 30th April 07, I was involved in a collision. A BMW 7 series collided into my humble Lancer's butt. The driver involved is at fault but all these happened because of a mutherfLicker taxi driver.
I was turning left into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 from Upp Serangoon Ave 1. The left turn has two lanes. I was on the left and the mutherfLicker was on the right. When the traffic was clear, like normal, we began to move off into Ang Mo Kio Ave 3. The mutherfLicker turned into me! I e-braked immediately and at the same time, I sounded the horn. I had no choice but to stop and just then, someone from behind collided into my car's butt. All thanks to the mutherfLicker!
The idiot almost stopped infront of me but upon realizing what he had caused, he sped away immediately. He had a passenger in his backseat and I hoped the passenger is still alived.
His CB license plate number is SHB1249(?).
I just went to doc today for a simple checkup. I was experiencing pain on my upper back and neck. The doc told me that I might have a whiplash from the accident. So, he started to examine my back.
"Pain? Pain? Pain?....."
"No... no.... no.... ARGH!!!"
"Oh, ok. You are hurt here. Do try to rest more these few days. Ok?"
"Ok....."
I have written in to the TP and waiting for a positive response from them. Hopefully, this mutherfLicker will get what he deserves! CB!
Sorry for the explicit. I am damn pissed... paiseh.
2007-04-26
WTH & WTF!
Woke up almost at noon today. Body was still tired but phone calls non-stop. SMSs to reply. My butt was still hurting from the 2hours of gaming last night. They ought to do something about those chairs in the LAN shop...
Still very stoned... I walked to the washroom to wash up. First thing in mind was to shave. My right hand reached out for my shaver. Next moment, I noticed that the dental floss container was in my hands and my hands were pulling out the dental floss!
My brains were like, "WTF!???!!! I told u to take the shaver and you're flossing instead!"
My hands, "Errr..... sure?"
My brains, "......................"
After I had shaved, I picked up the toothbrush. In my mind, "Oh ya... no mistake this time. I did not take the wrong thing this time round."
Next moment.... my hands were trying to squeeze facial wash onto the toothbrush!!! The toothpaste and facial wash were actually at different spots but wth!!!!
Thank God that I did not 'floss' my facial hair and thank God that I did not facial wash my teeth... thank you thank you...
Still very stoned... I walked to the washroom to wash up. First thing in mind was to shave. My right hand reached out for my shaver. Next moment, I noticed that the dental floss container was in my hands and my hands were pulling out the dental floss!
My brains were like, "WTF!???!!! I told u to take the shaver and you're flossing instead!"
My hands, "Errr..... sure?"
My brains, "......................"
After I had shaved, I picked up the toothbrush. In my mind, "Oh ya... no mistake this time. I did not take the wrong thing this time round."
Next moment.... my hands were trying to squeeze facial wash onto the toothbrush!!! The toothpaste and facial wash were actually at different spots but wth!!!!
Thank God that I did not 'floss' my facial hair and thank God that I did not facial wash my teeth... thank you thank you...
2007-04-23
ANOTHER WOMAN IN GENTS!!!
At Bottle Tree Park.....
After hours sitting at the counter, I needed to take a leak and so I went off to the washrooms.
Upon entering the toilet, I heard two ladies chattering away behind me from not far away. I was standing at the urinal and relieving myself...
Suddenly, this woman entered the toilet as I heard this woman talking to another behind me. Two women were in the Gents and I was standing at the urinal...
"Shit, did I enter the wrong toilet? WTH, I am relieving myself standing up at the urinal. How is it possible!!!???"
I was only mid way through when the above happened.
Just as I was leaving the Gents, one of the cubicles door swung opened.
ANOTHER WOMAN IN GENTS!!!
OH GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!???
After hours sitting at the counter, I needed to take a leak and so I went off to the washrooms.
Upon entering the toilet, I heard two ladies chattering away behind me from not far away. I was standing at the urinal and relieving myself...
Suddenly, this woman entered the toilet as I heard this woman talking to another behind me. Two women were in the Gents and I was standing at the urinal...
"Shit, did I enter the wrong toilet? WTH, I am relieving myself standing up at the urinal. How is it possible!!!???"
I was only mid way through when the above happened.
Just as I was leaving the Gents, one of the cubicles door swung opened.
ANOTHER WOMAN IN GENTS!!!
OH GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!???
2007-04-19
2007-04-18
Bird.... bird.... SHITS EVERYWHERE!!!
I reached home early this morning. Yes, I said early this morning. I found no 'good' lots and thus in the end, I have to park under the rain trees...
As I left for work this afternoon... more than 10 times my car was bombarded.... damn sad... I just washed my car the day before and straightaway... bird shit liao liao...
The best thing... the shit are all red in color. From far, they looked like tomato sauce...
I really believe that birds do choose where to 'unload' their 'ammos'. Apparently, my car is decimated....
As I left for work this afternoon... more than 10 times my car was bombarded.... damn sad... I just washed my car the day before and straightaway... bird shit liao liao...
The best thing... the shit are all red in color. From far, they looked like tomato sauce...
I really believe that birds do choose where to 'unload' their 'ammos'. Apparently, my car is decimated....
2007-04-13
TAXIS TAXIS GO AWAY!!!
Ever since I started driving... I have always being my best to be safe on the road. Not for myself but for the drivers around me as well while I am on the road. No one is perfect but at least I am trying my best to keep everyone alive on the road.
I guess everyone knows who use the road most in Singapore. TAXIS!!!
They never failed to annoy me daily on the road. I tried to keep away from them but somehow... sometimes I felt as if these taxis on the road are haunting me daily on the road.
Why am I whining here is all becoz just now... my ABS got activated again. All thanks to a taxi who switched lane without checking his blind spot while I was on the CTE going to PIE.
ABS got activated twice for the past few months... all thanks to the reckless taxi drivers on the road...
"Could you all get a life else where if you cannot drive safely on the road?"
What actually happened just now was... the taxi signaled right and then immediately he switched. The aft of the vehicle almost hit my ride and I had to break so hard that the ABS got activated. What made the situation worse was that after he switched he did not step on the gas and thus apparently he was slowing down!!! Thank God that I was alert enough to avoid a collision with this mutherfucker! I could see my ride almost kissing his ass but somehow we avoided the collision. I hit the horn hard and long during the sequence of events. He noticed that he was wrong and he quickly switched back to his previous lane and acted as if nothing happened. Apparently, he ran away by exiting the CTE immediately.
I wind down my window and shouted at him but he just couldn't turn his head to look at me. IDIOTS! I almost wanted to follow him and take down his license plate numbers and report to the traffic police of his reckless driving. Then I saw these two ladies in the taxi with frozen expression... I stepped on the gas and moved on...
I prayed that they could return home safely.......
I guess everyone knows who use the road most in Singapore. TAXIS!!!
They never failed to annoy me daily on the road. I tried to keep away from them but somehow... sometimes I felt as if these taxis on the road are haunting me daily on the road.
Why am I whining here is all becoz just now... my ABS got activated again. All thanks to a taxi who switched lane without checking his blind spot while I was on the CTE going to PIE.
ABS got activated twice for the past few months... all thanks to the reckless taxi drivers on the road...
"Could you all get a life else where if you cannot drive safely on the road?"
What actually happened just now was... the taxi signaled right and then immediately he switched. The aft of the vehicle almost hit my ride and I had to break so hard that the ABS got activated. What made the situation worse was that after he switched he did not step on the gas and thus apparently he was slowing down!!! Thank God that I was alert enough to avoid a collision with this mutherfucker! I could see my ride almost kissing his ass but somehow we avoided the collision. I hit the horn hard and long during the sequence of events. He noticed that he was wrong and he quickly switched back to his previous lane and acted as if nothing happened. Apparently, he ran away by exiting the CTE immediately.
I wind down my window and shouted at him but he just couldn't turn his head to look at me. IDIOTS! I almost wanted to follow him and take down his license plate numbers and report to the traffic police of his reckless driving. Then I saw these two ladies in the taxi with frozen expression... I stepped on the gas and moved on...
I prayed that they could return home safely.......
2007-04-12
Winterbells!
What is the latest game that my friends are crazy about is simply... WINTERBELLS!
http://www.ywlt.com/flash/0bells.swf
Check it out!
It requires some patience, not some only... hahaha. The bells just get smaller and smaller as you progress further into the game.
Nice music... OMG... my head.... that tune!!!! That winterbells' tune....
Hahahahahaha
http://www.ywlt.com/flash/0bells.swf
Check it out!
It requires some patience, not some only... hahaha. The bells just get smaller and smaller as you progress further into the game.
Nice music... OMG... my head.... that tune!!!! That winterbells' tune....
Hahahahahaha
2007-04-10
Wind, wind and more wind....
Just got back from K.Rompin on Sunday. My first trip up north for this year ended up... very windy.
It was a 3 days fishing trip. For the first day, just after we left the river out into the sea, the boatman decided to turn back for good as the swell was too much for the vessel and the weather was not looking really good. We turned back for safety sake.
Second day, strong wind and 2-3m swells as usual... but we did get to different spots but yielded no results. No sighting of sailfish or mackies at all...
Third day, the sun welcomed us in the morning. Light breeze brushed our faces... our hopes were re-ignited but in the end... the rain hit us. The swells came... the wind picked up...
I managed only a fish on jig and missed a mackie twice on the same jig... saw a sailfish (might be a marlin due to the brown shine) but nothing... A mackie severed a rig with balloon and the rest of the day was uneventful.
It was kinda discouraging especially it is my first trip but somehow, I am now looking forward to my next trip up north. Hopefully soon.....
"I just cannot park well........."
Just a few days back... I saw this... I wonder...
"I just cannot park well......."
2007-04-05
DAIWA CERTATE HYPER CUSTOM... I just have to wait somemore...
Hiaz... I waited and waited and finally... the reel didnt turn up today in Singapore...
I bought a new rod just for it and hoping that I could use it for this weekend...
Now... should I get the Daiwa Certate 3500HD instead... or should I just wait... or should I just stay back in Singapore and continue working and not think about it...?
I think I better go and sleep.... I kept seeing MRT passing by the pond in my brains..... I am going nuts!
"MRT is swimming away...."
NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought a new rod just for it and hoping that I could use it for this weekend...
Now... should I get the Daiwa Certate 3500HD instead... or should I just wait... or should I just stay back in Singapore and continue working and not think about it...?
I think I better go and sleep.... I kept seeing MRT passing by the pond in my brains..... I am going nuts!
"MRT is swimming away...."
NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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