WTH & WTF!

Woke up almost at noon today. Body was still tired but phone calls non-stop. SMSs to reply. My butt was still hurting from the 2hours of gaming last night. They ought to do something about those chairs in the LAN shop...

Still very stoned... I walked to the washroom to wash up. First thing in mind was to shave. My right hand reached out for my shaver. Next moment, I noticed that the dental floss container was in my hands and my hands were pulling out the dental floss!

My brains were like, "WTF!???!!! I told u to take the shaver and you're flossing instead!"

My hands, "Errr..... sure?"

My brains, "......................"

After I had shaved, I picked up the toothbrush. In my mind, "Oh ya... no mistake this time. I did not take the wrong thing this time round."

Next moment.... my hands were trying to squeeze facial wash onto the toothbrush!!! The toothpaste and facial wash were actually at different spots but wth!!!!

Thank God that I did not 'floss' my facial hair and thank God that I did not facial wash my teeth... thank you thank you...

Hall of Fame

Lobsters? Big? BIG BIG BIG!!!

ANOTHER WOMAN IN GENTS!!!

At Bottle Tree Park.....

After hours sitting at the counter, I needed to take a leak and so I went off to the washrooms.

Upon entering the toilet, I heard two ladies chattering away behind me from not far away. I was standing at the urinal and relieving myself...

Suddenly, this woman entered the toilet as I heard this woman talking to another behind me. Two women were in the Gents and I was standing at the urinal...

"Shit, did I enter the wrong toilet? WTH, I am relieving myself standing up at the urinal. How is it possible!!!???"

I was only mid way through when the above happened.

Just as I was leaving the Gents, one of the cubicles door swung opened.

ANOTHER WOMAN IN GENTS!!!

OH GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!???

My day out before work. (=

Bird.... bird.... SHITS EVERYWHERE!!!

I reached home early this morning. Yes, I said early this morning. I found no 'good' lots and thus in the end, I have to park under the rain trees...

As I left for work this afternoon... more than 10 times my car was bombarded.... damn sad... I just washed my car the day before and straightaway... bird shit liao liao...

The best thing... the shit are all red in color. From far, they looked like tomato sauce...

I really believe that birds do choose where to 'unload' their 'ammos'. Apparently, my car is decimated....

TAXIS TAXIS GO AWAY!!!

Ever since I started driving... I have always being my best to be safe on the road. Not for myself but for the drivers around me as well while I am on the road. No one is perfect but at least I am trying my best to keep everyone alive on the road.

I guess everyone knows who use the road most in Singapore. TAXIS!!!

They never failed to annoy me daily on the road. I tried to keep away from them but somehow... sometimes I felt as if these taxis on the road are haunting me daily on the road.

Why am I whining here is all becoz just now... my ABS got activated again. All thanks to a taxi who switched lane without checking his blind spot while I was on the CTE going to PIE.

ABS got activated twice for the past few months... all thanks to the reckless taxi drivers on the road...

"Could you all get a life else where if you cannot drive safely on the road?"

What actually happened just now was... the taxi signaled right and then immediately he switched. The aft of the vehicle almost hit my ride and I had to break so hard that the ABS got activated. What made the situation worse was that after he switched he did not step on the gas and thus apparently he was slowing down!!! Thank God that I was alert enough to avoid a collision with this mutherfucker! I could see my ride almost kissing his ass but somehow we avoided the collision. I hit the horn hard and long during the sequence of events. He noticed that he was wrong and he quickly switched back to his previous lane and acted as if nothing happened. Apparently, he ran away by exiting the CTE immediately.

I wind down my window and shouted at him but he just couldn't turn his head to look at me. IDIOTS! I almost wanted to follow him and take down his license plate numbers and report to the traffic police of his reckless driving. Then I saw these two ladies in the taxi with frozen expression... I stepped on the gas and moved on...

I prayed that they could return home safely.......

Winterbells!

What is the latest game that my friends are crazy about is simply... WINTERBELLS!

http://www.ywlt.com/flash/0bells.swf

Check it out!

It requires some patience, not some only... hahaha. The bells just get smaller and smaller as you progress further into the game.

Nice music... OMG... my head.... that tune!!!! That winterbells' tune....

Hahahahahaha

Wind, wind and more wind....

Just got back from K.Rompin on Sunday. My first trip up north for this year ended up... very windy.

It was a 3 days fishing trip. For the first day, just after we left the river out into the sea, the boatman decided to turn back for good as the swell was too much for the vessel and the weather was not looking really good. We turned back for safety sake.

Second day, strong wind and 2-3m swells as usual... but we did get to different spots but yielded no results. No sighting of sailfish or mackies at all...

Third day, the sun welcomed us in the morning. Light breeze brushed our faces... our hopes were re-ignited but in the end... the rain hit us. The swells came... the wind picked up...

I managed only a fish on jig and missed a mackie twice on the same jig... saw a sailfish (might be a marlin due to the brown shine) but nothing... A mackie severed a rig with balloon and the rest of the day was uneventful.

It was kinda discouraging especially it is my first trip but somehow, I am now looking forward to my next trip up north. Hopefully soon.....

"I just cannot park well........."

Just a few days back... I saw this... I wonder...

"I just cannot park well......."

DAIWA CERTATE HYPER CUSTOM... I just have to wait somemore...

Hiaz... I waited and waited and finally... the reel didnt turn up today in Singapore...

I bought a new rod just for it and hoping that I could use it for this weekend...

Now... should I get the Daiwa Certate 3500HD instead... or should I just wait... or should I just stay back in Singapore and continue working and not think about it...?

I think I better go and sleep.... I kept seeing MRT passing by the pond in my brains..... I am going nuts!

"MRT is swimming away...."

NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lancer ignition.. Impreza's disappointment...

After looking at so many spy's shots about the new hatch back Impreza... and so many so-called 'going-to-look-something-like-this' photoshoped version... my heart sank when I see the real thing. Dont ask me for the link... just plain disappointment... I saw a Camry... a Mazda... a Nissan... but not a Subaru... the stallion seems to be missing.....

Then the new Lancer is eye catching... I see a Nissan as well but it is on the fierce side... like a..... R34 little brother.

http://www.lancerproject.com/lancer/

Toothless Mack!!!

Since the season up north has started, many anglers from around the world are bashing Kuala rompin and Nesasi's water already. Some came back with very nice results but some are just marginally good.

Soon, it will be my turn up north once again. First time for this year and many more to come. I think I need to start preparing already as most of my terminal tackle are pretty much used up. A 3 days trip up north coming soon.

Meanwhile, some highlights from a recent trip by one of the 'ang mors'.

A TOOTHLESS MACKEREL!!!

This mackie really has no teeth. NO TEETH!!!

Check it out!

Photo from Tackle World Unlimited.

FAQ for "Longkang Fishing"

FAQ

"Yesterday I came, must I pay again to let my children play in the longkang?"
Ans: Yes. (No free lunches alright? Tomorrow, must you still pay for your lunch? I have to pay rental everyday. No discount from Bottle Tree Park.)

"Can I get two nets instead of one? I will pay for the extra net. Two nets, one tank. Cheaper lah?!!???"
Ans: No. (You are asking for extra net and discount. Who is going to give me discount for my rental?)

"So, if I come everyday, then I have to pay $10 each time? Discount lah?"
Ans: No. (I don't believe you will come everyday without fail to let your child play at my longkang. So far, no one has done that yet. If you do, confirm give you discount.)

"At home so many tanks liao. I dont want the tanks. Just sell me the net lah."
Ans: No. (If everyone just purchase the net at $1.50 each, very soon I will be shaking leg at home and thinking about what should I do next..... no more longkang next month already.)

"Just give me a net lah. I dont want the fish. Just let my kid play play lah. Catch and release only. Ok? I will tell no one."
Ans: No. (You will definitely tell everyone how stupid the counter guy is for allowing you to let your kids play for free. FAT HOPE.)

"I have three kids. Can 2 plus one free?"
Ans: No. ("Boss, I pay two months rental in a row, then one month free can?")

"Weekdays nevermind lah. Give discount lah. I buy one more net from you lah. No need tank. I know weekend cannot but weekday more relax abit lah."
Ans: No. (Weekdays or weekends, all the same. Everyday I am paying rent and no such days as 'relax' days for me either.)

"I use my own things, give special lah."
Ans: No. If you use your own things, you will be stopped immediately. we have to be fair to all customers.


Please bear in mind that if you are going to allow your kids play in the longkang without paying, it is as good as stealing from me. Don't tell me that they are children and they don't know anything. You as parents, should have stopped them. Instead of letting them doing what they want.

Yesterday, a big family of at least 15 came to the park. At least 4 boys were catching fish at my longkang using their bare hands. Despite countless times of warning them not to, they just kept going. Their parents just turned a deaf ear to my staff. The kids were catching fish and feeding to the fish at the main entrance to the restaurant where the reception is. They were all cheering for their kids when the kids brought 'stolen' fish from the longkang to feed the pacus and peacock basses.

I had no choice and so I told the kids not to carry on with their 'tricks' by giving them a stern look but with a smile in the end. They left and came back almost immediately when I walked away. They hid behind the rocks where my counter couldn't see them at all. They were all having fun and what gave them away was their loud cheering and laughters.

I went up to them and asked what were they doing. The youngest of the pack said, "Err... nothing lah. Just looking."

"Who gave you permission to catch the fish from my longkang and feed the fish?", I asked sternly. He ran away immediately.

I turned around, the elder brother was acting blurr and making stupid noise.

"Boy, why did you steal my fish?"
"No I didn't! It's the younger one...'
"Since you know that why didn't you stop him?"
"Errr......."

He stood there stoned like a rock. Eyes on the floor and almost shivering...

"GO!"

He ran away immediately.

The parents saw me with their kids, they quickly stood up and walked away and left their kids alone to face me...

What are the singaporeans becoming to?

Ugly...... very.

Time to sleep.....

Galant VR... zooming away... looking at my meter, 12okph. In less than 3s, we hit the slope together, uphill. He stepped hard on the break and I was on his tail. I shifted down, passed him on the inside...

Vios, tailed me so close that I could see the back lit from the oil pressure gauge on the driver's face clearly in my rear sight mirror. I was in the middle lane, then he overtook me on the outside. He stayed with me in his lane. I couldn't be bothered. He sped passed me and slowed down beside me. 70kph, I was keeping that. A huge lorry was in my path and I took the third lane by slowing down so that I could get behind the Vios. Then he sped away like a mad man on the straight and slowed down again. My eyes were blanked like a white sheet. Another uphill and downhill entrance to expressway, I saw him fading away in the corner behind me... slowly he disappeared from my sight and I could see his the back lit no more.

Forester, in the rain, 100kph, rushing home in heavy downpour. I signaled left to exit expressway at the next exit like 2km away. Forester stayed with me in the middle lane, refused my entry. I slowed down and Forester did the same. My eyelids were heavy, I shifted down... 130kph caught my eyes... the wipers were crazily sweeping. Maybe I was pushing my luck abit far... Forester backed off as we entered into another heavier zone of rain. I could hardly see the tail light of the vehicle not far away from me... next, I exited.

Purple EVO VIII, took the slope up together. Stayed side by side in the corner. Off he went in the straight... my engine was struggling...

Euro R, 18" rims... beautiful. It fell behind and got lost in my mirror in the corner. A very nice Honda.

Oh... I was dreaming... time to sleep and not rev..... time to sleep.....

Say 'CHEESE'!

Daiwa Hyper Spin Cap for Certate Custom 2500R

Not long ago, I lost my side cap for my Daiwa Certate Custom 2500R and kinda like decapitated for a while as I could go fishing with it. I have no choice but to order from Japan a new cap but I thought it would take me very long to get it over.

Instead, I turned to online stores in Japan to get myself one. Looking through the site, I finally decided to get BASSART's Hyper Spin Cap.

Just before the BASSART's version arrived, the original arrived as well. WTF.

Oh well... I am writing a comparison here so that for people who are as careless as me could decide to get an upgrade or just the original one.

From the pictures, I think the answer is pretty obvious. If the upgrade is exactly the same cosmetically as the original one... dont bother.

The original one is a piece of plastic, yes, plastic... and it has no O ring. Somehow... water could still not ingest into the body. Good design? Indeed yes.

For the upgrade version by BASSART. There's a thick O ring and when you tighten it, you could feel that the cap screws on securely with the O ring. The chances for it to get loose and get lost... I think it is very slim.

If you are a weight weenie, then forget about this upgrade, the metal cap is definitely going to add more weight to your reel but seriously... by how much? I doubt you could feel the difference.

Of course, it looks nice as well. It is all about the function but the japanese make them good to use and nice to look at. Highly recommended!

Some recent catches at the prawn pond.

Princes...???

17th March 07 at Bottle Tree Park